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A Time to Plant, A Time to Reap by Vermin_Disciple
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
15 Aug 2024
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Hauled out of mothballs to teach yet another damned seminar at Starfleet Medical Academy, Dr. McCoy makes an unfortunate discovery about one of his students, and turns to Spock for advice on what to do about it.
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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Home Renovation by Vermin_Disciple
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jun 2024
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“Murder is one thing,” said Stede. “Who around here hasn’t done a bit of murder, now and then? But methodically entombing someone under the floor is just being a touch extra about it, don’t you think?”
“Exactly! There’s a perfectly good ocean right there for dumping bodies in! Nature’s corpse disposal service!”
“Just think of all the fish he might have fed!”
(In which Ed and Stede's prospective inn may or may not be cursed and/or haunted, but it's definitely cockblocking them.)
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Starfleet Approved Tomfoolery by Vermin_Disciple
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
02 Apr 2024
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“I wasn’t aware that Starfleet banned bad jokes. How shockingly sensible of them, if a little out-of-character. They should consider extending the ban to officer interactions with poor, unsuspecting civilians.”
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Dreams, Schemes, and Background Screens by Vermin_Disciple
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
05 Jan 2024
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"You’re saying that Dr. Bashir regularly fraternizes with a Cardassian exile?”
“I was under the impression that promoting interspecies cooperation was one of Starfleet’s primary goals.”
“And you’re missing the point,” snapped Zimmerman. “Dr. Bashir has regular contact with a Cardassian exile and didn’t think this information was relevant to share with the project.”
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The Gift of Giving Names by Vermin_Disciple
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek
08 Dec 2023
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“Why he?” asked Kira curiously. “How can you tell, if you can’t talk to him?”
“Oh. I don’t know.” Odo frowned. “I didn’t really give it much thought.”
“Maybe you should.”
(Note: This can theoretically be read as a standalone, but probably works better if you've read one of the earlier works in this series, particularly "This Be the Verse.")
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- Part 3 of "This Be The Verse" Verse
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"This Be The Verse" Verse by Vermin_Acolyte (Vermin_Disciple), Vermin_Disciple
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: The Next Generation
08 Dec 2023
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They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
-Philip Larkin, This Be The VerseOr, Vermin’s insane Babies Ever After Kidfic AU Extravaganza, which is not quite as cynical as the poem it’s named for.
The primary points of AU canon divergence here are that the baby Changeling from “The Begotten” (S5E12) survived, Jadzia was not killed in "Tears of the Prophets" (S6E26), Bashir and Garak managed to resolve all those years of UST sometime in the later seasons, and all this resulted in (nearly) everyone’s canon endings getting scrambled.
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Bookbinding: Star Trek DS9 by Vermin_Acolyte (Vermin_Disciple)
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
26 Jul 2023
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Aqua Love Notes Waterproof Notepad by Vermin_Disciple
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
03 Jul 2023
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So, this started when I bought a waterproof notepad to stick on my shower wall, in order to jot down those sudden flashes of inspiration that are wont to strike when you are nowhere near a writing implement. My mother, who is a frequent houseguest, couldn't resist the urge to decorate it with DS9 related graffiti. I responded with DS9 fic, and a new and questionable mother-daughter tradition was born.
Note that there is no continuity in this series. They're all just one-shots united by the medium of shower notepad. Mom writes the prompts, I write the fic.
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Where No Occult (Or Ethereal) Being Has Gone Before by Vermin_Disciple, Vermin_Reads (Vermin_Disciple)
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Next Generation (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
31 Dec 2018
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Or, the misadventures of Crowley and Aziraphale IN SPACE.
I've decided to put these in order by Star Trek chronology, rather than the order they were written in. If you prefer it the other way, it would look like this:
1. False Friends and False Prophets
2. Do Aliens Go to Heaven?
3. To Seek Out New Life and New Fermentations
4. No, You're Spartacus- Words:
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I may be a vast and immensely powerful MI, but even so (or perhaps, and especially so) I am not immune to finding artifacts in my functionality reports. Sometimes, something fails to get the grain of processing power it needs to complete the query in time and generates a jumble of recursive nonsense code as it stutters in place. I don't spare it another thought as I dismiss the error message and forward the report as reference for cleanup. It'll all be gone by the next cycle.
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[in which i hand ART the bot equivalent of the hanahaki disease :) :)]
Bookmarked by Vermin_Disciple
21 Dec 2025
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Pings and Taps in the Murderbot Diaries by ImitationGame for Rosewind2007
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
05 Jul 2024
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I summarised all the instances of pinging and tapping for communication. Not including physical tapping.
Bookmarked by Vermin_Acolyte (Vermin_Disciple)
15 Dec 2025
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The Murderbot Diaries Timeline by Gamebird, mensah, ProfessorAerii
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
22 Dec 2024
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Bookmarked by Vermin_Acolyte (Vermin_Disciple)
15 Dec 2025
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We don't know much about the crew of the Perihelion. Some members have had more of a spotlight than others. To keep track of what we do know about them, here is a compiled resource of every relevant detail or useful mention of each crew member, including all dialogue.
Bookmarked by Vermin_Acolyte (Vermin_Disciple)
15 Dec 2025
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Aliens vs. Murderbot by Veldeia
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Alien Series
13 Dec 2025
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It sounds like the beginning of a horror story: I restarted to find myself tied down to a bed on a ship full of dead humans and killer fauna. Still, even though it was an absolute nightmare, it's also the story of how I met my favorite people in the whole universe.
A very AU take on All Systems Red, fusing it together with the Alien media franchise. Also a fill for the "Chained to a Bed" prompt on my BTHB bingo card.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Vermin_Disciple
13 Dec 2025