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The Inquisitor is from another world, everyone knows and accepts that. Eccentric nature and references aside, they're a normal adult human.
Until it turns out, they're a mage. Despite being an adult. The mages and the rest of the Inquisition have been gifted the unenviable task of navigating the ensuing issues and Inquisitor's education.
Of course this is all discovered in the worst way possible.
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Le Chasseur de Rats by WeirdshitWriter
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
13 Oct 2022
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Not everyone thrown into Thedas has the universe on their side, sometimes you get the worst job. And that job somehow lands you in more trouble by meeting important characters.
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Not another flower in the garden by ChocoChipBiscuit for fun_lovin_sea_monster
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
20 Aug 2015
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“There are many things in this world more valuable than beauty. A dowager’s grandeur is not lost because her face is lined with wisdom. Our Seeker’s scars do not detract from her authority. ‘Beauty’ is a descriptor, not a measure of worth.”
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07 Aug 2026
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On the island of Wuld, in the archipelago known as Hedd, a former mercenary raises a family with his wife. Reynard and Melan are happy, but their peace will soon be disturbed by a message from Melan's estranged brother, who is about to wed the King of Hedd's heir. In the King's household, a maidservant called Meadow is instructed to care for an infamous prisoner locked in a high tower. And a cowardly diplomat from a great empire arrives on Hedd's shores to claim it for his family. As a fierce winter sets in, war ignites, and all must decide where their loyalties lie.
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01 Oct 2024
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Bigger Fish to Fry by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Dec 2025
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Jon Arryn, revered and respected Hand of the King, is dead. Though many assume his death to be of natural age, others have suspicions... including his widow, Lady Lysa, who is determined to make up for her strange grief-induced amnesia by being the best damn detective King's Landing has ever seen. With her flair for dramatics, regrettable habit of jumping to wild conclusions, and questionable disregard for law enforcement, what could go wrong? Anything and everything, as it turns out.
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28 Jan 2024
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The Little Lion's Roar by CaekDaemon
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 Nov 2023
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It is in the waning weeks of Robert Baratheon's reign, and the realm is at war. Within that feuding realm, a dwarf Tyrion has long lived in the shadow of other men, and no greater one than that of his lord father. Tywin Lannister, one of the most feared men in the Seven Kingdoms and with a reputation forged by such things as Castamere and the sack of King's Landing, seems ready to claim new legend for his war against the Starks and Tullys, and in one world he might stand upon the brink of a major victory at the Green Fork...
...but history takes a different turn. The foe he might face is the foe he should, prone to different tricks.
And though he knows nothing of it, a little Lannister is about to find himself in a far, far larger role...
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28 Nov 2023
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And Joffrey- his green eyes burning, face red and contorted with hate, he looked nothing like her gallant prince. It was if a monster had replaced him, taken over his body. He was spitting like a cat, his golden curls disheveled, and he reeked of cherry wine. It was a good smell, though, so intense it made Sansa’s mouth water. He smelled good. She wondered how he’d taste.
She touched his arm, but was confused by the pale grey fur that covered her hand like fuzz on a peach, or how long and wicked sharply her nails had become. But Sansa was hungry, now, and her teeth tore into the meat of his thigh. His blood burst inside her mouth like a ripe fruit, but it didn’t taste like cherries, and she retched and coughed on it, drooling and spitting out skin and fabric. He’d collapsed, now, screaming, and tried to worm away on his belly. Sansa snapped at him a second time, but without much force; her teeth tore at his sleeve, then ripped away.
(The direwolf and her pups are dead by the time the Starks discover them. But a darker magic is awakened, and something sharp of claw and long of tooth is waiting to emerge inside the children of Winterfell, all the same.)
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05 Nov 2023