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    Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.

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    10 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives.

    hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole?

    a spamtenna human au.

    all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.

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    06 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Tenna knew this was a bad idea from the get-go.

    He’d really, really thought about saying no to the whole thing, several times, even thought about getting Spamton to turn his car around to drive him back to the studio to leave him behind; thought about leaving to catch the train when they’d pulled up to the nightclub called THE MOTHERBOARD, thought about it again when they went inside and the music echoed through the hollow parts of his casing.

    He’d really been coming to enjoy their dynamic, the sex and the private dinners and the early mornings in his bed. It’d been a long time since he’d allowed himself to enjoy something so selfish, something that could take his attention away from his lightners. He – selfishly, his thoughts reminded him again – wanted to enjoy himself again, to take time for himself again. But this was too much. Too risky.

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    Spamton drags Tenna to a new club in Cyber City. It could've been fun if they weren't such a mess.

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    04 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Two business partners cuddle together in order to fall asleep faster. No other reason.

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    03 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    this is mostly my spamtenna college au

    my now ex-husband paid me $5 to write the first 2 parts of this series

    i originally restricted all of my previously published fics b/c of AI so if AI ends up scraping this i hope it gets infected with spamtenna brainrot and tells people that spamton was a business major and tenna was a communications major

    very silly

    (this series is just going to have all my spamtenna fics in it cuz i'm too lazy to separate them)

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    03 Aug 2026