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The world saw one pandemic and didn't take it seriously.
This starts in much the same way; it's just the flu 2.0 all over again, the naysayers say. An infection that spreads through respiratory droplets, through saliva, through physical contact, through bites, slowly killing the host from the inside out. Except the fatality rate is sky high, and for the infected, death isn't the end-
It's the beginning.
In a new horrifying world, you're just trying to survive. You might not have made it very far, if not for your guardian angel. Your terrifying angel, who looks as if he's death itself.
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A plague sweeps the land, and Ellen realizes they're not just dreams.
OR: the modern AU that is slightly more empowering, but with similar levels of monster-fucking for the girlies.
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Fitzjames takes the opportunity to get to know Mr. Goodsir a bit better before they get to Greenland. (The cravat comes off.)
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Includes "molusca" and "meecroscopes," oh my! Little bit of preslash if you squint!
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Hung Scot Can’t Hold Himself Back, Huge Oneshot (Girlfriend POV) by callmepoison
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Huh, you think. It must be a typo. Still, you’re intrigued none-the-less. You click on the link.
OR: The author meditates on the role of loneliness and self-insertion in modern media, Johnny does porn, and you…you’re just along for the ride.
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strangeness & charm by callmepoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Emmrich and Rook perform a séance.
OR: Mourn Watcher Rook gets an actual backstory, and the graveyard date gets a bit of an upgrade.
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“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Jack Abbot murmurs, pressing his lips to her forehead, before disappearing back down to the parking lot of her apartment complex. “I’ll be back in an hour. I’ll buzz three times when I’m back—I’m gonna leave my cell at home. Three times, alright? Three times, and only three times.”
Samira nods.
“Three times.”
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Or, Jack Abbot is the guy you call when you need to get rid of a body.
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19 Aug 2026
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Dr. John Shen needs a plus one to a wedding in Hawaii. Night shift suggests lesbian Trinity Santos, her bid: all expenses paid and a ONE (1) blowjob. Day shift counters: Dr. Mel King, no oral sex, all expenses plus incidentals plus she’ll pretend to be his long term girlfriend.
It’s an easy decision.
Fake/pretend relationship.
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19 Aug 2026
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(love me) as much as your heart can stand by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
08 May 2021
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Buffy Summers's foolproof plan for being large with the life again:
1. Break up with Spike
2. Spend more time with Willow and Dawnie
3. No, seriously, break up with Spike
4. Poetry??Or: Still aimless after being pulled from Heaven and caught up in a dark sexual affair with Spike, Buffy forms an unlikely online friendship with a sweet, lonely poet named William.
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19 Aug 2026
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A full smile blooms on Abbot’s face. “Dr Mohan, you have your own go-bag?!” He looks absolutely delighted as she rolls her eyes and reaches down to her backpack, fighting her own smile.
“You don’t get the goods if you make fun of me, Dr Abbot.”
His right hand moves from his leg to rest over his heart. His eyes dance at her as his features slip into a farcical mask of shock.
“Hey hey, woah woah, this is awe I’m giving you, baby.”
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Jack and Samira become friends. It's totally fine.
(The Bench, and beyond.)
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18 Aug 2026
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(take me by the hand) while we do what lovers do by sugarcoatedtulip
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Canwejustpretend?”
The words rushed out of her before she could stop them. She squeezed her eyes shut, hoping that if she waited long enough Jack would just get up and leave without saying anything more.
But of course, Jack Abbot wouldn’t leave her.
“Samira,” he said with all the patience he showed little kids in the ED, “can you say that one more time for me?”
She raised her gaze to look at him, only to find that he was looking at her first.
or: samira has a breakdown at work, jack takes her home and takes care of it
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18 Aug 2026