candycanemockery
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (15)
- House M.D. (4)
- The Thick of It (TV) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Humbug by candycanemockery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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The annual staff Christmas party is under way, much to the chagrin of Severus Snape.
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so much for the smell of the black powder smoke by candycanemockery
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
20 Sep 2024
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Malcolm Tucker tries deal with the fallout of the inquiry. Life gets in the way.
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The Colours at the End of Time by candycanemockery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2024
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The red of his blood, the blue of his memories, the grey of the stone were all eclipsed by the green of his eyes. Her eyes.
Some of Severus Snape's final thoughts
Series
- Part 2 of as i lay dying
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Wilson stepped out of his office, paperwork finally complete and car keys in hand, setting out for the parking lot in hopes of making it home in time for the first pitch of the Phillies-Mets game.
In which Wilson's evening plans are interrupted.
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The Ministry had been infiltrated, and truth along with it.
Some of Rufus Scrimgeour's final thoughts.
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- Part 3 of QLFC Season 11
- Part 1 of as i lay dying
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Short House MD oneshots
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Collection of my responses for season 9 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition on ffn
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Collection of my responses for season 11 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition on ffn
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The final moments of assorted characters
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Tony Stark has always been larger than life. Maybe Steve forgot that the man underneath the armor was all too human.
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Bookmarked by candycanemockery
15 Aug 2026
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Arthur doesn't do well with change. Small changes he can handle, but large ones have always knocked him a little off kilter. Usually he can adjust, given enough time - get his footing back and walk it off.
But not this time.
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- Part 1 of Menagerie Of Maladies
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- English
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Bookmarked by candycanemockery
20 Jul 2026
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Chaed, spacelaska
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Feb 2021
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Four years after Iron Man's self-sacrifice and a bloody war against the Chitauri, Steve Rogers leads the tattered remnants of the Avengers on a Hail Mary rescue mission to bring home Tony Stark from his exile in space.
But the events of that mission set consequences in motion that cause an ugly ripple effect. Despite their best efforts to disentangle themselves, Captain America and Iron Man get caught in a series of events that put them at each other's throats.
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Bookmarked by candycanemockery
15 Jul 2026
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Beyond The Walls Of Sleep by Chaed, spacelaska
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jul 2018
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It started with a portal, a battle for humanity, an empty coffin at Tony Stark's funeral.
(It started with a portal, a bomb that never detonated, an act of self sacrifice that was futile.)
Then a distress signal. A last ditch covert-op. A recon mission with little hope of success.
(A Chitauri cell. A plague ship. Isolation.)
Four years too late, they bring Tony home.
Series
- Part 1 of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
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- English
- Words:
- 144,057
- Chapters:
- 39/39
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Bookmarked by candycanemockery
11 Jul 2026
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This time, when they drag Stark back in and toss him on the floor, he doesn't get back up.
Tony Stark awoke in a cave with a magnet in his ribcage and a timer counting away his life. Without Yinsen's help and his own engineering genius, he would not have lived a week. Instead, he tore his way out from under the mountain. Between the magnet and the escape, though, lay three months of hell...
Bookmarked by candycanemockery
09 Jul 2026