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All Of My Naruto Fics I Never Finished (All Of Them) by clinicalwhimsy
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Dec 2025
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my name's not marten but i've sure got docs (ba dum tssss)
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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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03 Nov 2025
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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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07 Oct 2025
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The sound of the trees blowing in the wind that fanned the burning fire filled their ears. The beautiful red hot fire danced in rhythm with nature itself. Tomoari could feel the warmth in the way it battered against his skin in waves. His hand traced circles on Inu-oh’s pale, newly defined back matching the warm tempo of the flames.
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A quiet evening spent huddled together in the coolness of the seaside and chatting over an empty jug of liquor and the events that follow
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04 Oct 2025
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The Funny Part is That They’re Both Cats by kentler
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2025
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【INITIATING MISSION: ‘Become a True Catboy or Fucking Explode!’ ₍^>ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ START】Shen Yuan transmigrates into early PIDW as a cat demon and gets picked up by the scum villain! Now his system keeps giving him cat-related missions such as ‘cats must play!’ or ‘all cats purr!’ and even ‘cats often go into heat!’. Ignore that last one, actually.
So begins Shen Yuan’s balancing act of completing these nonsensical missions, hiding his identity, and staying on the good side of the super tsundere, cat-like man known as Shen Jiu, who keeps saying stuff like ‘I’ll kill you if I find out you’re a demon’.
TDLR; this whole fic is an elaborate excuse to write catboy!SY going into heat.
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03 Oct 2025
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In the midst of chaotic warring states era Iron Country, the Hatake clan are called to the Iron Capital and issued an ultimatum: Fall in line and be leashed to the new Daimyo, or leave the country all together. Their out comes in the form of the newly formed shinobi village, Konoha, which the clan embarks on a cross-country journey to join.
Settling into the new village, the isolated wolf clan explores the dynamics that come with being on ground zero for the worlds very first shinobi village as the clock ticks towards the future-- and the inevitable deaths that will ultimately leave them a clan of one by the time canon begins.
TLDR; A canon compliant Naruto fic overarching the story of the Hatake clan during the warring states, to joining Konoha, all the way to their untimely deaths.
Current arc; 1, Wolves Of Iron Court
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- Part 1 of Wolves of the Woods
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27 Sep 2025