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A botched Transfiguration accident (involving a very distracted Hermione) turns Draco into a very handsome, very arrogant Mallard duck. The catch? He retains his human consciousness and his signature sneer, which translates into a very aggressive quack.
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30 Jul 2026
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How on earth did Hermione Granger end up in the same tube as Draco bloody Malfoy, two weeks before Christmas?
In which Hermione runs into Draco on the tube and they spend the next two weeks crossing paths on their morning commute and it all feels just a little like their knitted strings were meant to tie into a neat little Christmas bow.
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There's something wrong with Malfoy.
And this time, it isn't Harry's scar reacting, it's Hermione.Bookmarked by cococococonut
16 Jul 2026
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The change starts in his sixth year, on a Tuesday that’s so otherwise unremarkable that it feels like some shower-hazed distortion of reality, some shift in the world that doesn’t make sense, that can't be real.
But the water cascading over him is hot enough to scald his skin pink, and the fingers tracing along the edge of the feather buried in his back are his fingers, the same he’s had all his life, the ones that have mapped his own body out like the constellations in the sky.
The first feather. A rite of passage, usually, a sign of welcomed maturity. Or so his mother had told him, in those hushed-under-blanket whispers when the world around them shrank down to her bright blue gaze searching his face.
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15 Jul 2026
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He can’t stop counting and she can’t help noticing.
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'Kiss him,' the maze demands. 'Absolutely not,' Hermione replies.
But with encroaching walls and a smirking Draco Malfoy, she has limited options.
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Déjà Brew by GreenInk_RedLetters for UpturnedPanda
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Feb 2025
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There is really no reason—not personally, not professionally, and certainly not purposefully for Hermione to keep running into Draco Malfoy. And yet, his sporadic appearances in her life have become almost predictable, however annoying.
But when Draco finds himself in trouble and Auror Granger must intentionally seek him out—does she truly have to?—there might be more than just one mystery afoot.
AKA, an unserious Dramione coffee shop interview, that does not go at all as planned... For either party, really.
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- Part 3 of Quidditch Quickies
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wendy might have called it a kiss by heritage (stealthturtle)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2026
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The five times Hermione’s Pavloved herself into throwing a “love you, bye” over her shoulder in the presence of Draco Malfoy and the one time she hears it back.
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Misery, Company, and All-Encompassing by MorePlease
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy, miserable bastard, has been mandated to marry none other than Hermione Granger. But first he has to find the elusive witch.
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A marriage law story in which Draco chases Hermione around the globe.
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“Granger, please,” he says. So quietly she could almost pretend she didn't hear.
When she turns back toward him, there's something about the slant of his shoulders, the angle of his mouth that softens her by a fraction.
How many times has she wandered into bed with Ron? With Ginny or Neville or Dean? Harry too, on the rare occasions they let her go to Grimmauld. On those endless, sun bright mornings that seem to dawn only after the bloodiest of battles. Times when she's needed the warmth of someone else's body beside her to fight off the cold she sometimes thinks has burrowed right into her bones. Times when the thought of being alone is worse than losing, worse than dying, worse than literally anything else.
It never occurred to her that Malfoy might have times like that too. That he might need someone, anyone. Even if it's her.
“Fine,” she breathes, not meeting his eye. “Just keep to your side.”
Or: dramione war era bed sharing! (this is basically the fallout fanfiction)
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04 Jun 2026
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A chaotic and hilarious marriage law fic in which Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy, and Malfoy learns to beg.
Hermione’s voice dropped dangerously low. “We are NOT having sex.”
“WHY?” Draco demanded.
“BECAUSE IT’S YOU!” Hermione yelled.
Draco looked outrageously offended. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!”
Hermione started counting on her fingers. “Your personality! Your face! Your attitude! Your arrogance! Your—”
“My face?!” Draco squawked.
“You KNOW what I mean!”
“I truly don’t!”
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30 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy drunkenly drags Hermione Granger to his flat, where one spectacularly bad decision (shagging) becomes a recurring life choice neither of them can stop making.
He tries to court her with black funeral roses, sabotage her dates, and even joins the Auror Department just to stalk her professionally.
Together they discover a beautiful, chaotic cycle: bicker, snog, shag, regret, repeat — and somehow it’s the healthiest unhealthy relationship they’ll ever have.
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30 May 2026
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Closing his eyes, Draco brought Granger's knickers up to his face and buried his nose in them to become acquainted with her scent. As he inhaled deeply, he knew his trousers were tenting out over the curve of his cock. Draco couldn't help himself. He was holding Granger's knickers, they still smelt of her - heady and salty and tangy and earthy - and God did he need to get off.
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Draco can’t tell you exactly when the noise began. Perhaps it has been around for as long as he’s been conceptually aware of sound, or able to identify the impact of pain. What he can tell you is that it’s unrelenting—this terrible buzzing, growling thing that absorbs all the space in his mind and pushes at the edges of his fledgling sanity.
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“I lied to you once.”
“Oh?”
“It is quiet sometimes. The noise. It’s quiet right now.”
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26 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy has spent the vast majority of his adult life in love with Hermione Granger. And - if he’s honest - he’d spent a fair amount of his adolescence pining over her too. When Hermione finally decides to give him a shot, Draco couldn’t be any happier. Dating this witch is everything he’s ever dreamed of.
Too bad dating Granger also involves putting up with that vindictive, little, furry, demon spawn of an animal she likes to call a cat.
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A collection of silly, short stories depicting Draco and Hermione's relationship over the years. And Crookshanks being Crookshanks throughout all of it.
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When Hermione started her little white lie, it was still summer. It felt like she had all the time in the world to figure out how to manufacture a breakup with Charles, her imaginary boyfriend. She just didn’t realize what would happen to her holidays if she didn’t decide on an appropriate end date.
Now look at what she’d become. A liar. A manipulator. A coward.
And the holiday season was nipping at her heels.
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We Have Ways of Making You Talk by 5moreminutes, justasnake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2022
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"Draco, I’d suggest you find something pleasant to say about her hair, or something about her, anyway,” Lupin said mildly. “Rosier is in the Death Eaters because he’s a strict blood supremacist. Intermixing offends him to the core. He might be able to withstand the most painful tortures Moody could put him through until his mind gives out, but I wonder if the one thing he truly wouldn’t be able to take is prolonged exposure to a Pureblood and a Muggleborn who are deeply — insufferably — suffocatingly — in love.”
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“I’m in love with her.”
Nothing else. Just that. The words fall out of his mouth and hover there like the world’s least convenient Bludger. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud. It feels… odd. Heavy. Possibly terminal. He braces for questions, or judgement, or maybe an intervention.
What he gets instead is the not-at-all subtle sound of coins changing hands. Theo passes a handful of Galleons to Blaise.
“I told you,” Blaise murmurs, smug as sin.
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Draco Malfoy is no hero; just the Ministry’s unpaid consultant with a talent for sarcasm and survival. He plans to endure cursed artefacts and bad coffee in silence… until he starts noticing Hermione Granger. Flat shoes, sharper wit, and the kind of competence that makes even Malfoys pay attention.
He doesn’t speak to her. He just observes. Catalogues. Falls quietly, disastrously in love.
Bookmarked by cococococonut
04 Apr 2026
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唉好喜欢这篇的文风，长篇幅的琐碎的幽默的心理描写，还有一点点的绝望和自毁倾向的爱，totally my type TT
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"Are you mental, witch? You break into my flat in the middle of the night, point a wand at my face, and have the gall to demand to know what I'm doing here?"
Draco Malfoy moves in across the hall and Hermione struggles with the all too familiar urge to maim him.
It would all be so much easier if she didn't also have a wedding to plan, ex-boyfriends to fend off and an odd friendship with Narcissa Malfoy to keep an eye on.
Post-Hogwarts | Dramione Idiot Neighbours AU
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When their eyes meet, she channels all of her desperation into a look that says please rescue me or I will die here. Draco smirks, and for one heartbreaking second she thinks he’s going to stand back and enjoy her misery.
But then he’s next to her, and his arm is around her shoulders pulling her tight to his side. “Derek, good to see you, mate.
Glad you’ve already met my girlfriend, Hermione.”Hermione deserves an award for not shrieking, “Your what?”
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OR: Draco and Hermione go to a solstice party.