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“How did you know I was ticklish?”
“It was an educated guess,” says Trent. “You look like the kind of man who is ticklish.”
“I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment,” Ted muses, and then he squeezes Trent’s wrists again. “If I let you go, you gonna be good?”
“Yes,” lies Trent.
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Kinktober Day 6 - Held Down
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- Part 6 of Ted Lasso 'tober fics
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“It’s going to be fine,” he assures Ted. “If we don’t like any of the properties today, we still have another month before I need to confirm my lease renewal. Nothing is an emergency.”
“Speak for yourself,” Ted retorts. “I don’t want to wait another minute before I get to live with you. Let’s buy a house!”
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Flufftober Day 5 - Reading Nook
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- Part 5 of Ted Lasso 'tober fics
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“I am looking forward to getting my hands on you, Ted Lasso,” he murmurs, and the deep note in his voice makes Ted shiver a little. Judging by the gleam in Trent’s eye, he hasn’t missed that.
“Well, call me a piano, because you can tickle my keys all night long,” Ted replies, then squeaks when Trent calls his bluff and tickles his side, just a bit.
“Come along, then.”
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Kinktober Day 4 - Subspace
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- Part 4 of Ted Lasso 'tober fics
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“Just leave me here to die,” Trent groans, one arm thrown dramatically over his face.
“Well, I’m not going to be doing that,” Ted says sympathetically.
“You are leaving me, though,” Trent says.
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Whumptober Day 3 - Heat Therapy
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- Part 3 of Ted Lasso 'tober fics
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Ted gets some exceptionally good news.
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Flufftober Day 2 - New Opportunities
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- Part 2 of Ted Lasso 'tober fics
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A series of Ted Lasso fics from various prompt lists, namely Whumptober, Kinktober, Angstober, and Flufftober.
These are all unconnected, probably, and will have remarkably little internal consistency, if any.
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Dirk Gently Prompt Fics by confused_android
Fandom Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
07 Feb 2023
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Trent loses the last three years to amnesia and can't figure out where overly-familiar American football coach Ted Lasso fits into his life.
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26 Oct 2025
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Trent Crimm, historically, does not date nice men. Therefore, Trent Crimm does not realize he is in love with Ted Lasso until he explodes his entire career for him in an absolutely absurd series of personal and professional choices and then wears leopard print shoes in public. There's not much Trent Crimm can't overcome with a quip and a smirk--except, apparently, one Kansas man with a backpack.
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- Part 1 of I Get a Kick out of You
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15 Oct 2025
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Newcomer Roy Kent is an overhyped, so-called prodigy whose unbridled rage and mediocre talent rendered his Premier League debut a profound disappointment.
It had been a lie. Almost twenty years since and Trent still remembers. Roy Kent had indeed been full of unbridled rage, but even to Trent’s young, cocky, hyper-critical eye, there was no way he could fairly be called mediocre. Not then. Not ever.
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19 May 2025
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Ted, upon whom that mushroom tea definitely worked, wanders into Thunderdong. Trent takes it upon himself to rescue him.
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27 Sep 2024
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“Sorry, what exactly is it you’re doing with Trent?”
“We are having ourselves a party.” Ted holds onto his backpack straps and hopes that answer is good enough, which of course it’s not. Rebecca’s office is where gossip goes to die, resuscitate, and die again.
“Of course, but when two unmarried men, one of them openly gay, decide to throw a party together for no reason, it does lead people to wonder if there’s an announcement around the corner.”
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A lonely, lovesick Ted decides to throw a party.
Bookmarked by confused_android
25 Sep 2024