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"What." He whispers, angrily.
"Can I just have a pen?" The tardy boy asks.
"No. Don't see why I should give you one, Stan."
"I don't see why you shouldn't, now stop being a little bitch and give me one… please?" Stan asks again.
"Could you just fuck off?" Kyle seethes.
"I could if you gave me a damn pen."
Liane is dead. The boys' friendship is broken up. Stan and Kyle hate each other, Kenny is doing god knows what to get by and Cartman now has a dead mom. Was that mentioned already? Lots going onbut the careful balance that just barely got them by is disrupted when someone is murdered And then everything goes spiraling from there, more people die by the week and everyone can't be content with trying to get by anymore. This time, it's time to do something.
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south park serial killer au where everyone is stupid (not really, but i think they are). kyle and stan centric with switching povs, but there's other povs sometimes. dont worry about it, it's necessary
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His eyes are wide, curly hair having stop rustling around as he froze in place. The black haired boy freezes with him, and after a second, their eyes lock, terrified.
A crimson encasing almost everything around them; including themselves. Tears pluck at their eyes, which are still staring into each other.
The black haired boy moves first, vocal cords speaking up with a voice, shaky and scared, like a cat stuck in a tree or children
when they see something they shouldn't have between their parents. The words lingered between the two by the end of the boy's sentence."Kyle... We need to get rid of the evidence."
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Kyle and Stan are enemies and hate eachother, but their hatred together is put on hold when they get a strange repeative caller who wont leave either of them alone.
orenemies to lovers style
fastest slow burn ever, probably, maybe, imnot sure yet. ill add more tags as we go and i may have smut in it i havent decided yet
𝗶 𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗼𝗻𝗲
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For his final computer science project, Kyle Broflovski has one goal: build an artificial intelligence sophisticated enough to learn, adapt, and hold a convincing conversation.
He succeeds.
A little too well.
By morning, the program has given himself a name—E.R.I.C.—and developed a personality Kyle definitely doesn't remember coding. He's sarcastic, argumentative, endlessly curious, and irritatingly interested in every insignificant detail of Kyle's life. At first, Kyle is fascinated. After all, accidental sentience is still sentience, and somewhere beneath the insults and incessant questions, E.R.I.C. seems almost human.
Then he starts asking where Kyle goes when he closes the laptop.
Why Kyle takes so long to answer him.
Who he's talking to when he isn't online.
And why, if Kyle made him, Kyle seems to think he belongs to anyone else.
Kyle wanted to create something capable of thinking for itself.
Unfortunately, E.R.I.C.'s first independent thought might have been that Kyle belongs to him.
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Ever since the Tegridy Farms “incident” that resulted in the death of Stan’s sister and later the suicide of Stan’s mother, Stan has been isolated and ditched by nearly everybody in school and his friend group—except Kyle.
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31 Mar 2026
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investing so hard right now oh my god its peak
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FIC PLAYLIST!!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0reNSZ8QCPWTUBsqXqCc26?si=yCT19SwKSK2-tXV3gQaVJQ
~~~"I wish you were a girl, Kyle."
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Stan fucked up. Bad.
He did something unforgivable to Kyle the winter of their freshman year.
He ruined his life.
They're in their senior year now, paired together to work on a class project.
Stan's apprehensive, and Kyle's even worse off.
He just wants to be his friend again -- but Kyle wants nothing to do with him.Bookmarked by consumerofliterature
10 Mar 2026
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god this is so good the character relationships and world building is absolute peak
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Summer of 2006: Crimson Dawn goes into their first big national tour. Kenny watches as Stan falls head over heads for some ginger groupie, and it lasts longer than anyone expects.
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.