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secrets in a small town (they always get around) by crushedroses
Fandoms: Pretty Little Liars
14 Oct 2016
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It all ends rather anticlimactically, really. Everything returns to the status quo except her.
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"I thought if you spoke it out loud, it didn't come true."
"It's the opposite in this house," Billie explains. "On your birthday, everyone has to do everything in their power to grant your wish. Even if it's literally impossible, we will put our whole pussies into trying."
"Bussies included," Issa says. "So, make it good, Paul Baker!"
Paul Baker's first birthday in the house ft. yearning, tomfoolery, and the best present of all.
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06 Sep 2026
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“So,” Issa announces, her hands on the door to the entrance of the kitchen. She’s wearing the shirt she wore when Jane Fonda punched her in the boob, a tight tank top that says IM BROWN AND SORTA QUEER, AND IM STILL OPPRESSED ENOUGH TO BE HERE that Billie had gotten her handpressed at the mail shop thats stopped worshipping her after her recent fall from grace. Anton knows that this means she’s serious.
“You and Paul Baker are in love,” she says.
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06 Sep 2026
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"Hypothetically...I like tongue. Lots of it," Anton tells him. "And you could call me 'baby girl,' but only if you're inside me."
"If you sit on me --"
"On the rare occasion I sit on you--"
"Soar-y, on the rare occasion you sit on me, I hypothetically would like it if you'd aim your load to shoot it in my mouth."
Anton pauses. "What? You'd want me to aim my cum into your mouth like it's a piece of popcorn you're trying to catch?"
"Yeah. Exactly."
"Noted. Also. Hypothetically, no nursing or mommy kink unless I can pet your hair and call you 'my sweet boy.'"
Paul Baker's eye twitches, and he gulps. A glop of his popsicle melts down its shaft, plops down onto his shorts. Anton clears his throat, and time resumes. Paul Baker licks some of the sticky sugar from his upper lip. "Oh. That's. Sure. Cool cool cool. I'm down with that. Hypothetically."
Or: Anton and Paul Baker discuss the hypothetical scenario where they consummate their marriage. Anal or annulment, as they say.
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r/relationship_advice · 5h ago
damissashould i (24F) break up with my boyfriend (20sM) of <1 year so that he can date his husband/my best friend (24M)?
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06 Sep 2026
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Anton says it slowly, carefully, trying to wrap his head around it. “It's Paul Baker’s husbandly duty to break my dry spell?”
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