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    “You and Combeferre have infinitely more chance of getting together than Enjolras and I,” Grantaire said with finality.
    Courfeyrac sat up straight. Grantaire did not like the gleam in his eye as he slowly raised his finger in the air like an idea worthy of Einstein had just come to him.
    “Are you quite sure of that sir?” Courfeyrac asked in a mock posh accent.
    “Indeed I am, my good fellow,” Grantaire replied in the same way.
    “Then monsieur, I challenge you to a little wager. I bet you that I can make Enjolras kiss you before you can make Combeferre kiss me.”
    “What? Courfeyrac that is ridic-”
    “Fifty euros says I can do it before you can. Just think, if you win you have fifty euros. If you lose Enjolras has just kissed you. It’s win-win situation.”
    Grantaire blinked twice.
    “So what are the ground rules?”

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    31 Jul 2026

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    when grantaire moves into a craigslist apartment he does not expect his new roommate to be catastrophically, avenging-angel, hoist-me-upon-my-own petard hot.

    he also does not expect a worldwide pandemic to hit and to be quarantined in said apartment with said hot roommate.

    the covid fic.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Rule #9
    Courfeyrac is always on music, always. Regardless of the occasion, a normal catch-up, an extravagant party, or a hesitant road trip, Courfeyrac is the only one in the group who possesses enough of an open mind to be put in charge of such a fundamental aspect of all social events. (His words.)

    Rule #3
    When drinking, Jehan must hand their phone over to Grantaire or Bahorel, who must put it in a safe space where it cannot be found by Drunk Jehan throughout the rest of the night. Drunk Jehan cannot be trusted not to text Montparnasse.

    Rule #1
    Don't touch Enjolras.

    Or, the one where Enjolras and Grantaire finally collide, Courfeyrac cannot be normal about it, and Combeferre just tries to help. An incredibly dramatic ExR modern au.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    What do you get when you take an excitable blue tiefling, her dodgy human roommate, her quiet aasimar friend, her half-orc boyfriend, his weird tiefling roommate, and mix them together with a nervous wizard and a lovably scruffy goblin?

    They aren't sure either, but they're willing to find out.

    (or: a modern AU where the M9 are young adults set loose in a big big city chock full of everyday annoyances, tons of magic, growing relationships, and an abundance of secrets.)

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    13 Jul 2026