derpertyderp
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Legs never was live after that night in the forest, nor was he meant to live after what he had done. But he could be kept useful.
Pyro was never a thing to be loved after what he did in that forest, or for what he was before. But he could be doted on.
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- Part 2 of Loyalty of Dogs and Men
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Pearl is Cleo's drinking buddy, they meet every first Sunday and chew the fat. Through the years they have had many good nights and some not so great.
“Oh don’t laugh, I bet you can’t do better!” her friend snapped.
“What, better at stacking cards on the Doctor’s head? No, you are truly the grand champion.”
Pearl stuck her tongue out in response. Cleo just cackled.
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- Part 1 of Loyalty of Dogs and Men
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This started as a crack fic idea we discussed and it formed legs and ran away from us.
We send Scott Goldsmith to Therapy because by god does he need it.
Bookmarked by derpertyderp
11 Mar 2026
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Very good, vampire therapist. Probably most realistic version of post vsmp Scott I've seen.
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It’s been three years since Abolish left Oakhurst. He’s moved on. So why does his newest assignment seem to carry nothing but reminders of the town and the people he met there?
Abolish’s organization wants to learn more about the effects of the cure. Trauma ensues.
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10 Mar 2026
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Legundo, painfully human, has been trapped in space for who knows how long. Whoever his kidnappers are, they keep sending him to new places with nothing but his will to survive, and just as he begins to get truly comfortable, he wakes up in a new place. Clearly, he’s being tested. Studied even.
Except the aliens must have lost track of which worlds-definitely-not-terrariums they’ve sent him to. Legundo’s already been to this winter simulation, hasn’t he?
Meanwhile, space captain Avid and his crew are an enemy-less merchant and delivery vessel for hire up until they get attacked by pirates and crash land on a research station specifically designed to simulate deathworlds. It’s frigid cold, there’s no communication arrays, their ship is non-operational, and it seems they’re not alone.
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Bookmarked by derpertyderp
13 Jan 2026
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Space orc space orc space orc. Seriously I love haunted winter so this fic brilliant
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Sometimes, one has to run from their old life to begin a new one.
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A series of moments from the lives of Louis, Owen and Legundo as they begin a new life together, away from Oakhurst.Sequel to The nights we would've had (if it wasn't for the flames)
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children of the night by audioEidolon for Tiny_Minecraft_Rabbit (Peter_Rabbit)
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24 Dec 2025
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"Owen," protested the girl, and her face came into view. "You're scaring him!"
She looked young. Not much younger than Avid himself though— her hair was a deep russet red, her skin pale and dusted with freckles along the nose. She looked like any other girl in any other village, with an expensive looking skirt and a contrastingly simple woolen jumper. Her hair was plaited into ribbons, gathered in two elaborate bunches to either temple. It made her look younger than she was, combined with the careless way she knelt in the dirt, and the smoke, and the widening puddle of blood that Avid couldn't see the source of.
But when she saw Avid cowering in his stinking bloody box, she smiled, and Avid saw two very sharp teeth.
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Bookmarked by derpertyderp
22 Dec 2025
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If you like my fic, read this, it was the inspiration