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This started as a crack fic idea we discussed and it formed legs and ran away from us.
We send Scott Goldsmith to Therapy because by god does he need it.
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11 Mar 2026
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Very good, vampire therapist. Probably most realistic version of post vsmp Scott I've seen.
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It’s been three years since Abolish left Oakhurst. He’s moved on. So why does his newest assignment seem to carry nothing but reminders of the town and the people he met there?
Abolish’s organization wants to learn more about the effects of the cure. Trauma ensues.
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10 Mar 2026
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Sometimes, one has to run from their old life to begin a new one.
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A series of moments from the lives of Louis, Owen and Legundo as they begin a new life together, away from Oakhurst.Sequel to The nights we would've had (if it wasn't for the flames)
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Cannibal Reincarnation AU
Where Pyro and Owen are reincarnated in modern nyc, pretending to have no memories of their past lives on meeting the vampires
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A Perfect World Away where Avid doesn't actually die!
Although, the coven has many, many flaws and many follies that need to be corrected. Avid being staked certainly isn't the first real problem, nor is it the most important to the coven's integrity. They have many, many things that must be done if they want to get out of Oakhurst still functioning.
Includes character re-development for Pyro, Owen, Legundo, and Shelby (And Scott and Avid ofc) that's mostly centered on their relationship or connection to Pyro and Owen 'killing' Avid.
Small developments on Pearl, Drift, and Cleo, but more as an extension of something else than their own storyline.
There's seldom development for characters Martyn, Ren, Apo, Cleo, Abolish, and Sausage. That group is generally the same relevance as they are in Scott's episode 8 for reference.Feel free to ignore the RPF tags. This is not RPF, but when I clicked "enter" when tagging it just auto-selected and I can't be assed to change it.
everything before chapter 5 was written before episode 8 came out
Anything up to Avid's death is canon in universe, and anything after is being bent to my will because I'm the god of this world. thanks.Bookmarked by derpertyderp
18 Jan 2026
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Can anyone have a normal relationship, probably not
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Legundo, painfully human, has been trapped in space for who knows how long. Whoever his kidnappers are, they keep sending him to new places with nothing but his will to survive, and just as he begins to get truly comfortable, he wakes up in a new place. Clearly, he’s being tested. Studied even.
Except the aliens must have lost track of which worlds-definitely-not-terrariums they’ve sent him to. Legundo’s already been to this winter simulation, hasn’t he?
Meanwhile, space captain Avid and his crew are an enemy-less merchant and delivery vessel for hire up until they get attacked by pirates and crash land on a research station specifically designed to simulate deathworlds. It’s frigid cold, there’s no communication arrays, their ship is non-operational, and it seems they’re not alone.
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Bookmarked by derpertyderp
13 Jan 2026
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Space orc space orc space orc. Seriously I love haunted winter so this fic brilliant
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Dr. Legundo dies, and he expects either oblivion or damnation - instead he gets neither, and wakes up in a bizarre new world hanging in the void, populated by equally strange characters, some of whom have familiar faces...
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The Beast has lived in these woods as long as it can remember. It keeps to itself, it causes no issues, it leads a quiet life. It has everything it wants, even if sometimes an annoying voice in the back of its head whispers at inopportune times - "Do No Harm".
Fifteen sightings in six months? Four pictures, all of them confirmed real? Shelby isn't sure what she's done lately to deserve something this good, but she's going to seize this opportunity by the horns. Its time for another cryptid hunt, and she's taking her friends with her.
Abolish has a mission, one he's waited far too long to complete. Nothing will stop him. Nothing.
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26 Dec 2025
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Once again, halaani never mises
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children of the night by audioEidolon for Tiny_Minecraft_Rabbit (Peter_Rabbit)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
24 Dec 2025
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"Owen," protested the girl, and her face came into view. "You're scaring him!"
She looked young. Not much younger than Avid himself though— her hair was a deep russet red, her skin pale and dusted with freckles along the nose. She looked like any other girl in any other village, with an expensive looking skirt and a contrastingly simple woolen jumper. Her hair was plaited into ribbons, gathered in two elaborate bunches to either temple. It made her look younger than she was, combined with the careless way she knelt in the dirt, and the smoke, and the widening puddle of blood that Avid couldn't see the source of.
But when she saw Avid cowering in his stinking bloody box, she smiled, and Avid saw two very sharp teeth.
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22 Dec 2025
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If you like my fic, read this, it was the inspiration
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Bat's Roost? It's on 2nd Avenue and 9th. Down that construction way, turn left, passed Milania's and across from the Karaoke Bar, can't miss it. by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
13 Mar 2026
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Shelby was settling into her new job. The place was lax, the people great if a bit weird, but what do you expect from NYC.
While meeting vampires wasnt on her bucket list, she didn't mind at all! They were actually really nice about not sucking her bone dry. She was warming up nicely to them.
But things take a turn when an odd flyer appears at her door...
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Modern AU set in 2006
Everyone Lives!!!We're playing this out like a situational dramedy.
Prepare for a lot of fluff and humor to followNot sure if I'll go for Majorsythe or Avidscott, so i'm not tagging it for now, might end in a thruple, who knows at this point :D
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Screw it. Screw Scott. Pyro/Avid and eventual thrupple -
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In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...
AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.
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Bookmarked by derpertyderp
28 Nov 2025
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Cat is such a funny writer, and then will punch you in the gut. Please give abolish a raise, he needs it
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14 Nov 2025
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Halaani can have my soul I swear, they have smashed it to bits enough
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The nights we would've had (if it wasn't for the flames) by smutny_technik
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
22 Feb 2026
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What if the life that Louis and Owen dreamed of together didn't burn at the stake?
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11 Nov 2025
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Technik writing great as always, what if three wet cats of men scrape their way to healthyish communication
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Avid paused, looking back at Drift. “Vampires?” He echoed, voice thin. The wood was clearly to defend against creatures that would throw themselves against windows, to block out the awful noises. “Who would care about vampires?”
Vampires, what was that about again? Avid cast his mind back, mind feeling a million miles away.
Her weak smile faded away. Replaced with concern. “But you talked about them all the time. That we should be protecting ourselves from them.”
Legundo turns his head back, voice grave. Both gaze at Drift, eyes in shadows. “There are far worse things in the dark to be afraid of.”
Three days. That’s how long they were missing. Twelve weeks. That’s how long they were in the fungal apocalypse.
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02 Nov 2025
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This au has me biting at the bit. Spore crossover fic, codependent duo lets goooo
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01 Dec 2024
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With his beak he tries to soothe me, he makes me feel that I belong. by orphan_account
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2023
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Tubbo awoke from the ice looking like a human; however, that changed when he came in contact with Phil.
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My take on Shapeshifter Q!Tubbo. I plan to add more chapters than this one.
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FitMC✔️
Forever
Cellbit
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24 Dec 2023
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Cellbit was entirely too sleep-deprived to be awake at this time, the ripe hour of 6:20 in the morning, stood on the cold train platform in the drizzling rain as the first train of the day rumbled into the station. All his friends had tried multiple times to get him to find a new job somewhere closer so he could get more than an hour’s sleep a night. The excuse he gave every time his friends stopped by after a shift, only to find him half-asleep on his sofa was, ‘It took me so long to find this job, don’t make me find another one.’
It wasn’t a lie, per se. Cellbit had been unemployed for nearly a solid year before this job hired him. This place was the closest.
While it wasn’t a lie, it wasn’t the whole truth either. See, the other main reason was the stranger who got the same train as him every morning he did, getting on a stop after him and getting off sometime after he did.
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Cellbit has a massive crush on a stranger that catches the same train as him every morning, if only he could just find out his name...
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- Part 1 of Strangers
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27 Oct 2023
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Watcher's Nest Café by scribblingdragon
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jun 2023
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“I want you to know that I hate everything about this.”
Scott hums into his drink, sipping at it before throwing the whole thing back like it’s a shot. The bitter taste is enough to wake him up at least a little more. “You're here on time, at least.”
Jimmy’s staring at him when he looks up, apron held in his hands as he squints. Scott stares back at him. “How much espresso was in that?” He asks. Scott doesn't actually know, he measured it more with his heart than his eyes.
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Or: I’ve finally cracked and written a coffee shop au.
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08 Apr 2023
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Grian will have to keep the dragon egg secure for the Watchers. But, they’re not the only ones who want it. On a completely unrelated note, Mumbo will have to deal with a version of himself thats only amplified by his No Killing mindset.
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19 Jul 2022
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21 May 2021