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Tim Drake vs. College Applications by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
24 Nov 2024
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Tim knew he was smart. He was the world’s second greatest detective, after all. However, just because he knew he was smart, and the Justice League knew he was smart, that didn’t mean college application reviewers knew he was smart.
Or: Tim tries to write his college app essays and realizes that maybe he isn’t in the healthiest environment.
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twitter interactions with your super-arch-nemesis-turned-father-figure by dumbassium
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2024
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it's a twitter fic. where tony's iron man who's a villain. it's just waffling.
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.Series
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Junior’s Home by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
26 Jul 2024
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“Well if it isn’t the second Boy Blunder, long time no see,” the Joker drew out slowly with a devilish smirk.
“Joker,” Jason returned stiffly.
“What have you been up to since you stole my name?”
Dick scoffed, “So kidnapping Red Robin was just a ploy to get Hood here?”
The Joker looked affronted, “Of course not. Why would I care about the second birdie? All I did was kill him after a few hours of torture, no biggie! The third one on the other hand...”
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The Joker has escaped Arkham.
Tim Drake used to be Joker Junior before he became Robin.
The Batfam is unaware of Tim's past.
Angst ensues.
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The Red Hood's New Mentor: Wonder Woman? by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jun 2024
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The Red Hood gets kidnapped by the JL and when they realize how young he is they’re like “...well, someone can take him as their mentee”
Obviously Bruce volunteers, but so does Wonder Woman. And Nightwing.
Jason is given the option to choose who he would like to mentor him.
Bruce, the father figure he constantly complains about, or Diana, his favorite hero, or Dick, the sappy annoying older brother.
Bruce can feel the grey hairs coming.
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"He's Not Batman" by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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When Batman stepped out of the White Collar elevator, Jason’s brain was too busy cursing the universe with every swear word he knew to pay too much attention to the man.
Jason looked up, and the sudden rush of movement caught someone's attention. He made eye contact, and he knew they made eye contact despite the white gloss of the cowl, with The Dark Knight.
And that… was not Bruce.
“‘Wing? Why the fuck are you in the cowl?”
Dick paled and stumbled, taking a few steps back to stabilize himself. “Jason?” He asked breathlessly.
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Jason!Neal encounters Dick!Batman after Bruce is lost in the time stream and presumed dead while no one knows Jason is alive.
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completely unrelated villain!tony works because i love that trope 😋 by dumbassium
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Lost by Time; Reconnected by Circumstance by dumbassium
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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Shane accidentally destroys his phone during the 2014 MLH Awards in Las Vegas. When Rozanov refuses to kiss or speak with him after they hook up, Shane decides to stop trying to make their not-relationship work. He doesn’t bother telling Rozanov. After all, Rozanov won’t care—he’s made that very, very clear.
(Ilya cares. A lot.)
or, shane drops his phone down an elevator shaft. it changes everything.
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A House in Nebraska by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't know what he is. He knows what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are different things.
Ilya Rozanov knows what he is. He can't control what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are the same thing.
They’re just boys who handle it badly—from a junior tournament in Canada to the NHL draft to the moment a security camera at the end of a hallway changes everything
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Shane and Ilya are discovered before they even play their first game
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If I didn't know better by NeedlessStupidity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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Coach gives Cliff Marleau the wrong phone number while asking him to welcome Boston’s newest rookie. Shane Hollander tells Cliff exactly who he is. Cliff assumes the rookie has committed very thoroughly to a joke.
Shane should end the conversation. Instead, Cliff begins sending practical advice, harmless team stories, and increasingly inexplicable observations about his roommate, Ilya Rozanov, who watches Shane’s games, notices when he is tired, recognises his real laugh, has detailed opinions about his clothes and hair, and objects whenever anyone else criticises him incorrectly.
Everyone knows Ilya loves women. Everyone knows he and Shane are rivals. So whenever Ilya’s behaviour looks suspiciously like a crush, there is always a reasonable explanation.
Fortunately, Cliff knows better.
Shane is beginning to wish he didn’t.
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Recalculating the Ten Year Plan by MegsChaos
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Aug 2026
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What if after tuna melts, whispered names and the Rose of it all - in a post All Stars Game world - Shane thinks the world is finally starting to make sense again to him. Once the ground is firm under his feet - or so he thinks anyway - it's turns out to be less than stable? What if when Shane was getting his hook ups in Mexico and Hollywood - he wasn’t as unnoticed as he had originally thought?
When Montreal shows it’s true colors sooner, a No Trade Clause is waived and Boston gets an opportunity to build a dynasty that rivals the one of their largest rivals up North.
What if Shane and Ilya’s worlds are turned upside down and things with their over 8 year long situationship (now maybe relationship?) suddenly got more complicated and somehow simplified at the same time? Shane honestly thinks this is possibly the most ‘them’ resolution to a situation he has ever found. Ilya is just doing his best - he thinks. Maybe.
Also, the Power Play in Boston is about to be the thing of nightmares, if a certain Russian can stop blocking Shane's damn shot…
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- Part 1 of New Paths Forward
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Two Halves of One Whole Dumbass by notahumanhand
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Aug 2026
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One year for charity different professional athletes are asked to participate in a “how well do you know your rival” game and participating means you get to raise money for charity. Shane and Ilya get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best. As soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else.