ectoProctologist
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Rat Bastards by ectoProctologist for Remy_Etienne_Creed
Fandoms: Ratatouille (2007), Sideways (2004)
02 Nov 2025
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Two out-of-luck culinary allstars find themselves at rock bottom and at the bottom of the bottle.
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Lestat’s Crustacean Conundrum by ectoProctologist for Remy_Etienne_Creed
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Jun 2024
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Louis and Lestat find themselves trapped in a New England port city at the mercy of a coven of crusty sea-faring vampires.
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Wayne and Darry Have a Baby by ectoProctologist for Remy_Etienne_Creed
Fandoms: Letterkenny (TV)
04 Feb 2020
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For a class assignment for his Womans Studys Class, Squirrelly Dan has to write about homosexual relationships. Who else but his two best buds should he get to help?
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Morty asks Mr. Meeseeks for sexual favors.
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An account of how two damaged people tried (and failed and tried) to help one another. Not so much a love story as an "in another life, things could have been different" story.
Multi-chapter 2Doc story wending its way from 1998 to 2018, attempting to reconcile lore as it goes.
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Bookmarked by ectoProctologist
10 Jul 2018
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What if a vampire met a werewolf and both started to live together?
What if they grew to be best friends, who share all pain and all joy?
What if this friendship reached deeper than they admit?
What will happen to them? Can two rivaling species live the dream of humanity, with a ghost in tow? Read to find out.
Slow-boiling Aidan/Josh, more Josh!whumpage than normal, AU, OOC-ish.
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23 Apr 2018
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A series of scenes in response to questions from an mpreg meme. There is a huge lack of X-Men Mpreg so...here we are. Hopefully this will be a series. There will be other couples referenced or just plain in the story and I want to do this for them too. Timelines merged here because I can :P. It's after first class. The Beach Scene in Cuba did happen but Erik and Raven didn't leave...how could they after Charles was injured? Warning you now, this is really not your typical happy mpreg. victor and Remy aren't suited to that.
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13 Mar 2018
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Why Can't This Be Love by Remy_Etienne_Creed
Fandoms: X-Men (Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
26 Oct 2014
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Once upon a time, Remy LeBeau had a real problem, gambling. When you cheat the wrong people out of millions you can end up in some serious hot water. Remy owes the ruthless and greedy owner of several casinos and many, less legal things, Nathaniel Essex, or as he is better known, Sinister, millions and he is INDEED in very hot water. Remy stole for a long time, he's wonderful at that, after all. But with cops around every corner in this city even Remy doesn't want to take the risk as nothing the cops could ever do to him would be as bad as what would become of him if he couldn't pay Sinister back. Sinister has an idea to get his money back quickly, his young debtor is quite attractive indeed. Wouldn't that body of his fetch a nice price? Only the wealthiest clients will do. And in this city, that can mean only three things, gang members, drug lords or politicians. Remy finds himself "entertaining" these sorts of people now, but hey, he's done worse things for money. Also, he finds, he kind of likes these people.
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13 Mar 2018
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Just a little monologue I thought of for Mituna pre-accident.
Bookmarked by ectoProctologist
13 Mar 2018