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A Series of Optical Illusions by Fahye for kangeiko
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
24 Dec 2015
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This is bait, but the best bait is the truth; there is no lie in Jack's arm around her waist, in his fingers tangled through hers.
Miss Phryne Fisher sets a trap, throws a party, and reconciles her differences.
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21 Jun 2026
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"Sure, whatever," says Diaz. She slouches even further into today's leather jacket. "Women hit on me all the time. I know how to handle it."
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21 Jun 2026
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21 Jun 2026
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Significance by dornfelder
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Mar 2022
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26 Sep 2024
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to mock the king by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Arthurian Mythology
28 Aug 2020
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Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, is a poet knight of Redania and the king's bastard son. Jaskier just wants to be a bard.
Geralt isn't the only one trying to escape his destiny.
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04 Aug 2024
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and yet so far from death by SummerFrost for dis4daria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 May 2020
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"Your song about the ghost, then," Maja asks warily. "It's just metaphorical, right?"
"Yes, of course, absolutely metaphorical," Jaskier brightly assures her. "No ghosts here."
Jaskier's favorite painting falls to the ground.
"Bollocks."Aka: The one where Jaskier's cottage is maybe, possibly, just a teensy bit haunted.
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29 Jun 2024
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Despite Jaskier's hard work, there are still plenty of people who hate witchers. They think they're monstrous, inhuman, only held back from violence by a thin veneer of control. One mage has a plan to spread his views by capturing a witcher and bewitching them to remove their control. When the Butcher of Blaviken walks into his hideout, he's convinced he's found the perfect candidate - and a convenient way to get rid of the pesky bard that's been singing his praises.
Jaskier is forced to agree witchers are not human, but that doesn't mean they're dangerous. In fact, he's astounded by how many of Geralt's uncontrolled impulses involve touching.
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06 Jun 2024
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medicine by SummerFrost for doandhope
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?
In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.
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03 Jun 2024
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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03 Jun 2024
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Something to do with these sacred words by Solshine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.
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31 May 2024
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While making a social call in Tadfield, Aziraphale lets slip some very odd notions he apparently has about the nature of their relationship.
Now, hold on. Crowley never said he was wrong.
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31 May 2024
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The way Jaskier sees it, his hobby of following a witcher around was always pretty likely to get him killed.
The fact that it's happening now because the witcher in question doesn't love him, he thinks as he coughs up crumpled flowers, hardly makes a difference.
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31 May 2024
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Clover, and Other Beloved Weeds by chaya
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Feb 2020
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Set after 'Ivy on the Hill', but it reads just fine on its own.
A series of vignettes. All of this lives in the pocket of time between The Mountain Breakup and Geralt finding Ciri.
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- Part 2 of Flora
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18 May 2024
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Jaskier, Geralt, and Yennefer are captured by Nilfgaard. When Jaskier makes a bargain with a guard to make their imprisonment easier, he doesn't expect Geralt's protective attitude. Let alone Yennefer's.
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09 May 2024
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A True Companion by BrighteyedJill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
18 Dec 2020
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Roach understands why her person has to leave her sometimes to fight monsters. But she is responsible for him, and she is not leaving this field until he comes back.
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08 May 2024
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when midnights break their sleep by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Feb 2020
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The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.
shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely
"It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.
AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.
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- Part 1 of Bartending AU
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06 May 2024
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Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.
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03 May 2024
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David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.
[This point of view of this story is that therapy can be helpful. There is no mention of infidelity, vastly different priorities regarding children or lifestyle, or serious consideration of divorce. See the tags for anything else that might be a concern.]
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30 Oct 2023
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
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30 Oct 2023
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"Um", the angel cleared his throat. "Well, as we know, when humans like each other, sometimes, they, er, give each other a.. special hug."
"Are you asking me to sleep with you?"
Aziraphale wants to investigate what this whole sex malarkey is all about, but nothing goes according to plan.
(This started out as just a silly idea, so the first few chapters are on the humorous side, but there is the expected smut in later chapters, followed by less expected angst and drama, and a bittersweet happy ending eventually. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D)
My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!
THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!
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12 Jul 2023