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    The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled

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    A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    A workskin script and HTML script to make nifty lil boxes for your New Achievements!

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    10 Oct 2026

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    23 Aug 2025

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    The best System AI fic in existence. I s2g the author has a better understanding of the AI than Matt Dinniman himself. If it wasn't legally ill-advised, I'd want this to be required reading for anyone working on the DCC IP.

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Carl and his best friend Sam love traveling the country together, filming content for their paranormal YouTube channel, "Dungeon Crawlers." This week, they're in the forest near Mount St. Helens, "hunting" for a sighting of the elusive Batsquatch! Unfortunately, something else lives in these woods that is most definitely not a Batsquatch.

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    02 Oct 2026

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    When Carl, desperate for a job and a place to live upon turning 18, takes a job in an elite hunter/jumper barn, he has no idea what he's walking into. The world of expensive horses and high-stakes competition isn't something he'd ever known existed, but it sucks him in regardless. The longer he stays, the more entangled he gets with the horses, the clients, and his boss, and the harder it is to get out. As opportunities present themselves, though, he's not sure he'd want to leave anyway.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Jesus Christ please read this fic. One of the best toxic yaoi aiCarly fics out there. This is the most delicious fucked up horromance I've ever read.

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    “I know you’re still adjusting,” he said, dropping to one knee again. “But our model is perfection and I can’t tolerate mistakes like that. This is what it takes to be a Vee.”

    “I’m not. A Vee,” Alastor spat.

    Vox chuckled. “You are now. The sooner you accept that, Al, the better off you’ll be.”

    >───⇌••⇋───<

    After years of servitude, there were only two options Alastor saw for himself: 1) being bound to his jailor forever, or 2) breaking his contract and finally being free.

    He hadn't accounted for a third option. 

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Absolutely delicious Alistair whump that I really hope gets continued 🥵