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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    It's just a hat. Ilya knows it's just a hat. He has, at various points, made a reasonable and intelligent case to himself for why it is just a hat. Shane knows exactly what the hat does to his boyfriend. Shane is not sorry about this and will gladly take responsibility for the consequences of his actions.

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    Shane was gay. That was the entire point of this whole thing. He was a man who loved another man. And he was a man

    He was a professional athlete, nearly six feet tall, just about 200 pounds. But for every single thing about him that he felt like served to qualify him as a man, it was like Ilya had somehow turned the dial up to eleven. 

    And Shane loved it. 

    or, five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house. 

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    “I can’t tell you anything.”

    ”Oh, come on!” She whined and Shane couldn’t help but laugh. “When have you ever been able to talk to a friend about the hot guy you’re seeing?”

    ”We’re not see—“

    ”Or not seeing.” He could practically hear her eyes rolling. “Semantics. Answer the question.”

    ”Never. Obviously.”

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    Ilya is finally at the cottage. He’s beautiful in the mornings. He scratches his tummy when he’s sleepy. Shane is so enamored and he needs someone to know. So what if that text message Shane received from Rose wasn’t the only one?

    Moments at the cottage you missed, the text messages Shane sends about a mystery guy to the only other person who knows he’s gay, and the one text he sends to the wrong person by accident.

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    If there's one thing Ilya's sure of by now, it's that Shane is desperate to be guided, to be told what to do.
    Ilya can't resist. “Look at me.”
    And jesus fucking christ, Shane's eyes meet Ilya's almost instantly, heat pooling low in Ilya's stomach.
    He swallows hard, because Shane is wide-eyed and asking for more, probably without even realizing and it gives Ilya only a glimpse of what he might look like if Ilya kissed him, or knelt in front of him, or pinned him down while driving into him.
    He thinks he might die if he doesn't ever get to find out what Shane sounds like if he makes him moan.
    Something stirs inside Ilya, slowly coming to the surface. “I'd make you feel so good.”

    Shane Hollander has been in an unhealthy relationship for some time. On a particularly lonely Friday night, he's at the Kingfisher by himself. And so is Ilya Rozanov.

    OR Ilya "Mr Steal Your Girl" Rozanov offers everything Shane is missing in his relationship.

    (fic freely inspired by the song "Bad Man" by FIGHTMASTER)

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