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When Lambert finally invites him to Kaer Morhen, Aiden learns of the Wolves' traditional fight over the Role of Deferent. He also learns that his beloved wolf regularly fucks his brothers-in-arms outside of the twice a season ritual sex.
He has absolutely zero objections.
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- Part 2 of The Deferent
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Trapped by spells of obedience, the Witcher Alphas who remain serve as play things for the rich and powerful ruling class omegas.
Jaskier has never believed in Alpha inferiority, but he too is trapped by the rules of society that subjugate the monster hunters of legend. When he ends up holding the leash of two Witchers, it will take cunning, determination, and trust to find a way out for all three of them.
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The Fettered Lark by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Oct 2024
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While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?
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"Think about it." Lambert sits up, batting Geralt's hands away again. "This whole keep filled with alphas, no omegas around. Humans barely want anything to do with us, not like they can find any satisfaction there."
"Pseudo-omegas kept the peace," Vesemir picks up, unexpectedly. "They always did, even before we had the potion for them."
"Pseudo-omegas?"
"The youngest adepts to have passed their final trial," Vesemir grunts. "We all did it. Spent a year being spoiled by and serving those who came before us."
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Double Down by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 May 2024
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Geralt and the team once again ally with known art thief Jaskier to pursue an even bigger threat. A mysterious thief from Jaskier's past is more than he seems. What will they learn along the way to catching this apparent copy-cat?
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- Part 3 of Thiefskier
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Don't Ask Permission by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Feb 2024
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"Do I look like the kind of man who asks permission?" Lambert asks. He hooks his knife through the collar of Aiden's t-shirt and yanks, rending the thin fabric in two for several inches. Aiden flinches back but is stymied by a hand in his hair. He shakes his head.
"Not for forgiveness either, I'd guess." He holds still as Lambert tears the shirt the rest of the way apart with his hands. "Luckily, I'm a sucker for the brawny and beautiful. Are you going to fuck me?"
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Lambert is enamored with a new visitor and decides to take him no matter what. Aiden is delighted to be taken.
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Saint Bartholomew’s Centre for Submissives by hoomhum
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Jan 2024
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Sherlock cautiously turned his hand over so that they were palm to palm. It was easier to watch Lestrade’s hand as he listened and tried to process what the man was telling him.
“Now here at Bart’s we provide retraining and rehabilitation programs for subs that are struggling. Sometimes subs lose their way-- maybe they are placed with a Dom who doesn’t suit them and they adjust badly. They go to the retraining program. Then there are subs that come to us after some kind of trauma or abuse. They go into the rehabilitation program.”
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We've Been Here Before by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
03 Jun 2023
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Jaskier wakes in a strange place, with strange people who claim to know him. He doesn't remember how he came to be here, but everyone is very kind.
Or, after a magical accident Jaskier suffers brain trauma that stops him from making new memories. Is it permanent?
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Correspondence, Intermittent by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Nov 2022
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Geralt's phone pings with a message, rousing him from his stupor in front of the television. He turns the volume down automatically as he unlocks his phone, and is surprised to see the message is from an unknown number.
The attached picture takes all the mystery out of it. Jaskier stands in front of a full length mirror in what appears to be a hotel room. He's dressed to the nines in a sapphire blue suit, hair delicately coiffed and the faintest bit of liner around his eyes.
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- Part 2 of Thiefskier
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Needs Must by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Oct 2022
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This job promises to be the easiest four million crowns Jaskier has ever made, at least until a run in with a Witcher brings to light the nefarious intentions of his employer. Now Jaskier's professional and personal pride are on the line, along with the safety of the Continent.
Can Jaskier stop flirting long enough to atone for his mistakes? Can the Witchers tolerate a thief in their midst in service of stopping a more dangerous criminal? After all, needs must when the devil drives.
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- Part 1 of Thiefskier
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A Delightful Punishment by hoomhum
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2022
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Heaven attempts to discipline Aziraphale by sending him Below for a short period of (non-permanent, non-scarring, non-discorporating) punishment. When Hell opts to gangbang their temporary prisoner, they have no idea that Aziraphale is thrilled for the opportunity to try out his corporation. This is one earthly delight he hasn't been able to properly explore.
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Brother Francis rescues a snake. Or so he thinks.
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Mutual Satisfaction by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Sherlock (TV)
20 May 2022
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"There are some creatures that can only be killed in the midst of their breeding season— creatures that are only vulnerable when satiated," Mycroft said, distaste clear in his tone. "This is one of them."
"Not one to lay with monsters, hm?" Greg pulled out his lute and began to strum idly. "That's a damn limited view. There's more pleasure to be found in this world than in tidy homes, I've always found."
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Jaskier doesn't notice the door opening, but he does hear the soft whine that comes from the man who just stepped inside. Geralt wasn't meant to be home yet— the promise of a long hunt had been what tempted Jaskier into trying on his newest lingerie in the first place— and it's immediately clear that something went wrong.
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My Heart is a Keep by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Apr 2022
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The first winter Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, the rest of the wolves make some assumptions. Geralt worries that they're right about what he needs to do to keep Jaskier. Jaskier sets him straight.
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"Izzy's more like me than you," Ed said after a few moments of contented munching. "He doesn't like fine things."
"You like fine things," Stede pointed out.
"Yeah." That was true. "But he'd probably have liked it better if you'd spat in his face than made him a cuppa. He's not one you can win over with kindness, if you catch my meaning."
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Soft Touch, Rough Touch by hoomhum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2022
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Crowley finally tells Aziraphale what he wants. They do a lot of planning, negotiation, and practice to make it happen.
Abandoned, 2025.
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- Part 2 of Fill Up the Gaps
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The Dense Clouds of Rivalry by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Jan 2022
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Jaskier finally comes home with Geralt for the winter, only to find his biggest rival is at Kaer Morhen as well. So why is Geralt calling him Lambert?
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The man was dressed frugally but well, clothes neat and shoes shined. There were smile lines around his eyes and his hair was a dashing silver, despite the fact that he couldn't be much past forty. He was, in a word, breathtaking.
He was also speaking to Mycroft.
"Yes, sorry, I didn't quite catch that," he interrupted as soon as he'd realized, a flush rising on the back of his neck. He removed his reading glasses, which had slid down his nose, and grasped his cane tightly, getting to his feet and giving the man his full attention. "Can I help you?"
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Greg loves Mycroft, both when he has two legs and when he has four. He didn't mean to double-book Halloween. How can he keep his promise to go trick or treating with his niece and keep the wolf company for the night?