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When Lambert finally invites him to Kaer Morhen, Aiden learns of the Wolves' traditional fight over the Role of Deferent. He also learns that his beloved wolf regularly fucks his brothers-in-arms outside of the twice a season ritual sex.
He has absolutely zero objections.
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- Part 2 of The Deferent
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Trapped by spells of obedience, the Witcher Alphas who remain serve as play things for the rich and powerful ruling class omegas.
Jaskier has never believed in Alpha inferiority, but he too is trapped by the rules of society that subjugate the monster hunters of legend. When he ends up holding the leash of two Witchers, it will take cunning, determination, and trust to find a way out for all three of them.
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The Fettered Lark by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Oct 2024
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While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?
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"Think about it." Lambert sits up, batting Geralt's hands away again. "This whole keep filled with alphas, no omegas around. Humans barely want anything to do with us, not like they can find any satisfaction there."
"Pseudo-omegas kept the peace," Vesemir picks up, unexpectedly. "They always did, even before we had the potion for them."
"Pseudo-omegas?"
"The youngest adepts to have passed their final trial," Vesemir grunts. "We all did it. Spent a year being spoiled by and serving those who came before us."
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Double Down by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 May 2024
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Geralt and the team once again ally with known art thief Jaskier to pursue an even bigger threat. A mysterious thief from Jaskier's past is more than he seems. What will they learn along the way to catching this apparent copy-cat?
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- Part 3 of Thiefskier
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The Deferent by hoomhum
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Nov 2024
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Thiefskier by hoomhum
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 May 2024
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Fill Up the Gaps by hoomhum
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2022
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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Bookmarked by hoomhum
10 Dec 2025
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Perhaps a little too effective by MomImBusy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.
5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.
Bookmarked by hoomhum
10 Dec 2025
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A Place To Rest by Hearthburn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Accidental Warlord series - Inexplicifics
23 Dec 2025
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In the horrifying wake of the Temple sacking, Obi-Wan finds four terrified younglings still alive, and flings himself into the Force on a wish and a prayer, hoping to find a place of safety for them all. He finds a better one than he could have dreamed of, an oasis of kindness in a galaxy gone Dark and mad. But this oasis has its own strangeness and secrets. If Obi-wan and the children can adapt, they may have a safe place to rest, heal, and even restart the Order. But adapting means Obi-wan must face some hard truths about himself, Anakin, and the Order as they knew it. The results will change the fate of the galaxy, forever.
Fic is finished and will update Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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10 Dec 2025
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The good part about knowing Eskel was that Geralt did not have to pay the $10 entrance fee on his way into the party. The bad part about knowing Eskel was that he was immediately dragged to the sign-in table, given a name tag that he we would have rather done without, introduced to about seven people whose names he immediately forgot, and shown the giant white board where people were writing their names, things they were looking for in a scene and what they were wearing, which, cumulatively, was more than Geralt was prepared to handle first thing.
Bookmarked by hoomhum
07 Dec 2025
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I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you.
Bookmarked by hoomhum
03 Dec 2025