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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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17 Jul 2026
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In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.
Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.
(genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)
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16 Jul 2026
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Give Me Back My Girlhood (It Was Mine First) by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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“Well,” L began once Yagami paused in her rearranging and hit the eight-minute mark, “What have you determined from our little exercise?”
“I’ve determined,” said Yagami, looking up from the table and meeting his gaze, “That you’re either fucking with me, or you’re not nearly as great of a detective as you think you are.”
L stopped his munching and swallowed. “Excuse me?"
Or: a woman gets dropped into the body of baby Kira, and frankly, shinigami and magical notebooks are the least of her worries.
Featuring: a first-hand examination of how Death Note treats its female characters, a Sayu that is just as smart as her older sibling, a Wammy's House that works as a functioning unit rather than an L-centered cult of personality, and a crash course in how to make sure you and the girlies don't get fridged by the narrative.
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14 Jul 2026
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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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14 Jul 2026
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9/10ths by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2026
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“Y-Yeah,” the slightly stuttered answer is beyond charming. Shōta’s already imagining a thousand and one ways he can hear that stutter again in more private settings. “Y-You’re my favorite hero.”
See, that dark voice whispers delightedly in Shōta’s ear again, he’s already yours.
“Hmm,” Shōta hums, all of Nedzu’s training scurrying to the forefront of his mind. Careful, careful, his old sensei’s voice hums in his ear, you don’t want to startle your prey. “Not many people know Underground Heroes, especially not me.”
“I-I,” that stutter is back in full force along with a fresh wave of red across those cheeks, “I’m a-an analyst so I-I read a lot of your case files.”
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11 Jul 2026