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Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?
Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?
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In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.Series
- Part 1 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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07 Aug 2025
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In leash-less confusion, I'll wander the concrete
Wonder if better now having survived
The jarring of judgement and reason's defeat the sweet
Heat of her breath in my mouth, I'm aliveBookmarked by iamnotawizard
13 May 2025
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It's a lovely day at the fair, and she's a horrible swan-girl.
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12 Jan 2025
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After a long, solitary recovery from his injuries after Scarif, Cassian is easing back into intelligence work. But it's lonely work, and he can't help but think about the last time he had someone at his side.
Then a simple pickup turns into a medical emergency, and a reunion with the woman he never thought he'd see again.
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12 Jan 2025
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At the court on Coruscant, Jyn Erso has only one ally, an Imperial guard who is really a spy for the Alliance. It's a dangerous game they play, positioned that close to the Emperor.
The game they play with each other might be even more dangerous.
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12 Jan 2025
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He sees you on a street the very same week after you died. The only problem he could find with that is how as soon as he ran to touch your arm, you weren't there.
(Or, poltergheists.)
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07 Oct 2024
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Two men collide and talk their way out of the wreckage.
An epilogue, set five years after the night that started like any other night.
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- Part 1 of Amber Headlights
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22 Sep 2024
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Laios dreams of scylla Marcille, the impossibly alluring dream the succubus had given him a tentalizing taste of.
"We’re animals after all, are we not?"
And Marcille, with that smile, hands splayed across his chest as she nuzzled into it… It made him slowly smile too.
"Yeah, we are."
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You can’t begin to count the number of fights you’ve been in with him. He’s had you plenty of times, you hate to admit it, but it’s true.
But this time… this time the tables are turned.Teencast AU, featuring FTM!Rythian and Duncan in much closer quarters than they're entirely comfortable with.
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07 May 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
read this many years ago and still think about it every now and then...
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Jim tops Dwight. He thinks he's so clever, until he doesn't.
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11 Apr 2023
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The first time Erin realises that he’s pretty good at this – kissing – is when Michelle makes them all play spin the bottle at Eileen Kelly’s 16th birthday party.
__________Erin knows one thing: she doesn’t have any moves. But, fortunately for her, her good friend James does, so she makes him an offer he knows he should really refuse.
Or, a story where practise makes problems.
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31 Jan 2023
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11 Dec 2022
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Changes by thisgirlsays22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Jan 2020
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He announces to his audiences, with great excitement, that he is, in fact, the famous bard Jaskier and has been temporarily afflicted by a curse that has turned him into the gorgeous woman they see before them today.
At the end of his performances, he’s found it quite lucrative to say, “Every coin you can spare helps me continue my search for a cure.”
Russian Translation Here
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20 Oct 2022
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Just a quick and dirty HTML reference for AO3, with references to CSS style, HTML style, and other guides.
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24 Feb 2022
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HARRY DU BOIS - “Maybe I’ll forget again,” he says. "Maybe I can fuck myself up bad enough. Pass me off to some other poor fucker too good for me.”
YOU - “Don’t.” Your tone is sharper than you intend it to be.
HARRY DU BOIS - “First Jean, and now you. Looks like he was right. Fuck.”
YOU - “With all due respect, detective, do not compare me to Satellite Officer Vicquemare.” That sentence comes out exactly as cutting as you meant.
HARRY DU BOIS - He looks at you— squints at you, really. “You don’t like him?”
Kim has words for Jean.
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09 Dec 2021
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“Anyway, as fun as it’s been crying like a baby twice a week, I cancelled the rest of my sessions after the next one. I don’t have insurance and I’m basically over the hump, I think.”
“You’re.” Lawrence looks around desperately as if the furniture might agree with him. “It’s been two months, Adam. You’re not ‘over the hump’ in two months.”
Adam and Lawrence both lived. Here's how they get their shit together afterwards.
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- Part 1 of Strip the Paint
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30 Jun 2021
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Scott keeps climbing into Stiles' bed at night to cuddle. They don't talk about it in the morning.
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19 Mar 2021
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This was far from the first time someone had wanted Geralt. This wasn’t the first time it was someone Geralt wanted back. And this time, it was good. It would be a good match. But his gut said no. A good match wasn’t enough. Geralt deserved – needed better than that. He deserved glorious – passionate – spectacular love. That was what he wanted, for Geralt.
Jaskier is a Cupid, an immortal semi-divine entity or an anthropomorphic personification of an emotional experience (depending on who you ask). He set out to find Geralt someone he could fall in love with. He wasn't counting on falling in love for himself.
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- Part 1 of Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
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26 Apr 2020
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The Bitter Blood Inside by Sevent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Dec 2021
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The course of Jaskier's life is changed forever more, by the hand of a furious vampire.
Geralt is there, the only one who might help him in the trials to come. Whether that be to cure him, or kill him, the bard would always trust his decision. It is only himself he can no longer trust.
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31 Mar 2020
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He had lived. He'd done fine. There were two of them, instead of one, which was a complication, obviously. But Geralt had handled it. He'd downed whatever potion and taken out the first one in a few seconds with Yrden and some fast sword-work, which—why the fuck does Jaskier know what Yrden is? He's been on the road way too goddamned long. Anyway, the first one was not a problem, the second was maybe a slight problem, and yes, Jaskier should have stayed further away from the whole thing.
Jaskier is cursed, complications arise.Bookmarked by iamnotawizard
24 Jan 2020