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- Life with Derek (11)
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- Gossip Girl (TV 2007) (3)
- The Vampire Diaries (TV) (2)
- Girl Meets World (TV 2014) (2)
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"You don't seem disgusted that I'm a lesbian," says Liz, interrupting Elle's thoughts.
"I'm from LA," Elle says in response, resisting the urge to say duh.
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“I just feel so,” Javadi says, waving her hands around and narrowly missing her cocktail. “Overprotected.”
Trinity, against her better judgement, snorts. “Are you seriously quoting a Britney Spears song to me right now?”
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Lizzy was always taught to be pliant.
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“Of course I know your name,” Lucy says, rolling her eyes. She leans forward to pick up a book off the shelf and places it on top of the stack in Ryan’s arms.
“Howl and Other Poems,” Ryan recites, inspecting the cover curiously. “Allen Ginsberg?”
“Give it a chance,” Lucy says. “You might like it - it’s angsty and horny. Isn’t that what teenage boys are all about?”
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A (very long and very stressful) day in the life of morning news presenter, Taylor Kelly.
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cleaning out my unfinished WIP's by illicitaffair
Fandom Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Gossip Girl (TV 2007), H2O: Just Add Water, Life with Derek, The Vampire Diaries (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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“Fuck you, dude,” Patrick says, though there’s no real heat behind it. “Sit on it and spin.”
Art stares longingly at his tanned back. You don’t have to ask me twice, he thinks.
or, a masterclass in what not to do after having phone sex with your best friend.
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07 Aug 2026
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"Mum said puberty is going to hit me like a train any day now, so I thought I should learn a bit about sexual attraction now, before the hormones turn my brain to jelly. But it's all right, I'll just look it up on the intern—"
"NO," Roy barks. "Do not fucking look it up on the internet. We'll talk about it... later, all right? After dinner." He can cobble together a workable game plan by then. Or text his sister and make her take care of it. Either way.
"Okay," Phoebe agrees. "But if the puberty train hits before then, I'll be woefully unprepared and it will be all your fault."
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07 Aug 2026
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Nonlinear, Jamie thinks. Trent explained that to him once, and it stuck with him, the idea that not everything just keeps on moving forward all the time. Sometimes people fall back into old patterns, sometimes things don't happen in the right order. Sometimes you think a story is going to tell you what happens next, and instead it turns around to look the other way. But the story isn't really moving backwards when it does that, Trent said. It's just using the backwards look to build a stronger foundation for moving ahead.
"That fight was fucked up, yeah?" Jamie leans closer to Roy, smells the beer in his bottle and on his breath, remembers what it felt like to gulp one down in that bar after months of going without. Remembers what Roy's knuckles felt like smashing into his nose after years of going without.
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07 Aug 2026
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It's a thousand degrees, the power's out everywhere, and Noah wants her to hang out with Ronan Lynch. This is not how Blue's summer was supposed to go.
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Revenge of the Dish by ashspren, sconelover
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
17 Jul 2026
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Henry is a chef and posts serious, educational culinary content on TikTok. Alex is also a chef and posts… not educational content on TikTok. Alex thinks Henry is stuffy and pretentious. Henry thinks that whatever Alex is doing to tomatoes is, frankly, offensive.
They’ve never met (and they have no desire to)—until their public banter is labeled as problematic. The only reasonable solution? A collab video, of course. What could go wrong?
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27 Jul 2026