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Yuuji Itadori's Foolproof Guide to Avoiding the Apocalypse by kalipaw
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2026
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Yuuji Itadori was fucked.
Absolutely, supremely, inexplicably fucked.
Genuinely, totally, super-duper fucked.
Super fucked.
Because standing in the very not-destroyed, dense streets of Shibuya, lined with the bright colors of department stores, hotels, tourist attractions, and advertisements plastered across every available space, Yuuji did not have Choso as support. He didn't have Fushiguro as support. He didn't even have Okkotsu as support.
Yuuji was inconceivably, utmostly, wholly, not-awesomely fucked because he was in the year 2005.
🔴 OR: Stuck over a decade in the past, Yuuji has resolved to do anything to ensure his future doesn't come to be.
It would really be a lot easier if Geto Suguru wasn't so overbearing, if Gojo Satoru wasn't such an asshole, if Ieiri Shoko stopped instigating things, and if Yuuji were just a tiny bit smarter.
But he was on his own, so damn it if he wasn't going to work with what he got.
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Not Your Average Good Samaritan by kalipaw
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
09 Sep 2026
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“I’ll fucking kill you, you little rat!” the mugger screamed, straining against his bindings. They looked like they would hold, but Yuuji could see them ever-so-slightly loosening.
Yuuji sighed, ignoring the mugger’s enraged screams. “I think we need to workshop these DIY webs, Big S.”
If you call me ‘Big S’ once more, you will long for Hell after the calamity I put you through, the deep voice in his head said.
“Ever the charmer, Sukuna.”
🔴 OR: Itadori Yuuji doesn't have a day job. He spends his days taking care of his grandpa, going to school, and that's pretty much it.
What he does have, is a night job.
As in, the kick-punch night job.
As in, the Spider-Man night job.Yeah. You heard that right. Itadori Yuuji is a freakin', real-deal, vigilante. Everybody clap.
If only he had better ideas for an alter-ego. Seriously, what kind of name is Finger-Man?
🔴 OR, OR: Instead of joining Jujutsu High, Yuuji becomes a vigilante after ingesting Sukuna. It goes…exactly how you'd expect.
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[nah, i'd text] by kalipaw undercover (kalipaw)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2026
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m.fushiguro: Maybe read some books.
(🇮🇱 2)
m.fushiguro: What the fuck does Israel have to do with any of this.
perpetuallyHAMMERED: he dont get the ref
that one friend whos not woke enough
that one friend whos chronically offline
throat_goat: r/woooooosh
perpetuallyHAMMERED: STOP FUCKING USING REDDIT IM ACTUALLY BEGGING YOU
OR: Every year, Gojo creates a group chat with all his first years. It goes...exactly how you'd expect.
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How NOT To Raise Your Mortal Enemy’s Son (A Gojo Satoru Guide) by kalipaw
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru was tired.
His Eyes hurt, his head throbbed, and he had a growing bruise on his shin from the little shit that was currently screaming his fucking head off in his dorm room.
Why had he gone and adopted Toji Fushiguro's god-damned son?
🟦 OR: Gojo adopts Megumi approximately two years too early.
Ironically, it's for the better.
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“If I hear even a rumor of another Star Plasma Vessel being carted off to their death,” he continued, low and dangerous and monotone.
“I will find them.”
Satoru raised his gaze to the godforsaken council in front of him, piercing azure emanating light from blindingly bright, all-perceiving eyes.
“I will come back here,” he intoned. “And I will kill you.”
The doors were silent. The delicate standoff that they had been locked in shattered long ago — now, Satoru had stomped straight over the previous barrier of tension, grinding its broken pieces into the ground as he went.
🟦 Or: Following the death of Amanai Riko and his murder at the hands of Toji Fushiguro, Satoru Gojo is a little bit less stable, and a lot more vengeful.
*ON HIATUS!
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June 7, 2005.
Is this a dream?
He closes his eyes, expecting the date to change when they open again.
It doesn’t.
He places the paper back on the stand, then rubs the bridge of his nose.
“Shit,” he exhales.
How the hell did he end up 13 years in the past?!
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Fushiguro Megumi sinks too far into his shadow and ends up in 2005.
Bookmarked by kalipaw
09 Aug 2026
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Megumi time travel!!!!!!!!!!!! megumi back to 2005!!!
read: 18
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“There’s no way in hell that happened,” He scoffed, eyes rolling.
“Is it really that difficult to believe? I’m from the future, this is memories to me!”
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An accidental time travel AU where Yuuji & Megumi find themselves in 2006, meeting their teacher and people they might or might not be familiar with. Chaos ensumes.
Bookmarked by kalipaw
13 Sep 2026
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I Just Sighed, the Universe Replied by Saturnniidae
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2026
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Okay, time to assess his situation. Yuuji is in a city he's never heard of, the people look strange and unnatural, there is no Cursed Energy anywhere and worst of all, he is seemingly in the future.
"Fuck," Yuuji hisses. He doesn't have time for this, whatever this is. Some kind of grand joke played on him by the universe maybe. Okkotsu and Todo could be dead right now. For all he knows Sukuna has won and this is what the afterlife is like.
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The very self-indulgent Yuuji in bnha AU turned partial character study
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the echo remains (but the song is not the same) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
12 Sep 2026
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Satoru watched with tranquil rage as he took a bite of the mochi, taking his sweet time chewing. He swallowed and dabbed at his mouth with a napkin procured from fuck knows where, and then—
He smiled serenely and committed his most unforgivable act of the night yet.
“Sweets were better in the Heian Era.”
Satoru mirrored his serene smile and raised a hand in the sign for Purple.
Alternatively: Modulo Yuuji travels back in time.
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16 May 2026
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ch 1: SOOO GOOD!! modulo yuuji takes sukuna's place in yuji's head. chaos ensues (hopefully)
ch 2 review: please give yuuji a hug im so serious😭😭 this mf cannot catch a break
ch 3 review: omg yuuji being badass? yes PLEASE. also him subtly missing sukuna is so 😭😭 like yes bro miss your enemy. Loving this so far
read: ch 13
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Sukuna's presence in his vessel comes at a cost: A ravenous desire for human flesh. Yuji doesn't know how much longer he can resist Sukuna's appetite.