klutzyelf
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The Theoretical Impermenance of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
01 Sep 2023
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When Maes met Roy Mustang and Fiammetta, they were a bird.
subtitled a partial case study in things that change and what remains
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- Part 3 of The Same Dust
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Peculiarities of the Soul by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Aug 2023
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On the topic of souls, people spoke very little openly. Even most physicians were under the impression that, so long as a daemon showed no outward signs of distress, there was no need to consider them in patient care. Of course, everyone knew that daemons had no need for food, or rest, or any real grooming. And that, though they might mimic the behavior of whatever animal form they took, that was all it was. Mimicry. Daemons were physical manifestations of, as far as anyone could tell, a very metaphysical concept, and most people decided to leave it at that. After all, for one excuse or another, it was rude to discuss souls with others. It was personal, private.
Regarding the nature of souls, their relationships to humans, with particular attention paid to the matter of form.
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- Part 2 of The Same Dust
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An Epiphany on the Nature of Soulmates by klutzyelf for crestfallencrusader
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
25 Nov 2022
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He was a mysterious stranger from “somewhere east”, for one, and Resembool was, first and foremost, a sleepy little country town. The most exciting thing that had happened there for the last two decades was Pinako Rockbell deciding to set up shop in the valley. The Rockbell’s were a known quantity, though. Everyone had heard of the best automailers in Amestris; no-one had heard of Van Hohenheim. Of course, there was something interesting about him.
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- Part 1 of The Same Dust
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(home is) the place i take my weary soul by klutzyelf
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Oct 2019
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A brilliant sunrise begins to crest over the mangled peak of Mount Kepler, and for the first time since an alien gate opened deep within its heart Kepler, West Virginia understands itself fully and completely.
Duck, immediately after.
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Richie Tozier: Confessional by klutzyelf
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
23 Sep 2019
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A transcript of comedian Richie Tozier's surprisingly heartfelt performance of his show Confessional after an unexplained two-week leave of absence from his tour.
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The Same Dust by klutzyelf
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
01 Sep 2023
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It's A Mess by klutzyelf
Fandom Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
15 May 2018
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A ModernAU told (occasionally) out of order.
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"Do you know what a roller pigeon is, Barney? They climb high and fast, then roll over and fall just as fast toward the earth. There are shallow rollers and deep rollers. You can't breed two deep rollers, or their young will roll all the way down, hit, and die. Officer Starling is a deep roller, Barney. We should hope one of her parents was not." - Hannibal Lecter
Sometimes the worst part of a day in the Dungeon was the need to simply hurry up and wait. While Carl does just that, working his anxieties higher and higher towards the ceiling of the bubble, Mordecai comes to check on him.
And to ensure that he doesn't crash to the ground.
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28 Aug 2026
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She looked over the ragtag group of injured, bloody, shell-shocked crawlers, really taking the scene in. All of them were still so, so young. Their hardened shells cracked down to their cores.
One of them was staring at her, she noticed. The rest were busy recovering, talking loudly amongst themselves, but that one crawler was standing shock still, his hand against the wall, stiff legs unsteady under him.
He looked human, Milk noted. But his race was primal. Carl was his name. Warlord Carl.
“Milk?” he whispered.
The first meeting, through Milk's eyes.
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- Part 7 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by klutzyelf
20 Aug 2026
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in stillness, clear water to the bottom by Stratisphyre
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Sep 2023
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“...the elders have ordered the child to be removed to the wet nurse. Madam Lan will be permitted to see him once a month once her confinement has ended.”
Lan Qiren considered this for a moment; the long years of watching his sister-in-law waste away, the grief Wangji and Xichen carried throughout their lives after her death, the pain their family had suffered through because of it.
And then, channelling his gremlin nephew-in-law who sat so close to the surface of his thoughts, Lan Qiren set his shoulders back and replied, “Over my dead fucking body.”
On the heels of a great tragedy, Lan Qiren finds himself sent back in time to his youth. He decides to save, in order, his sister-in-law, his best friend, his best friend’s husband, and the only sect leader who may have a chance of standing against Wen Ruohan.
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30 Jul 2026
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He’s Been With the Family For a While Now by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 Feb 2025
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The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”
Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.
“Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.
Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.
It was a good enough name, she supposed.
Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.
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- Part 1 of DCC Oneshots
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12 Jul 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Jul 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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Bookmarked by klutzyelf
15 Jun 2026