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In a tall glass, Issa poured out at least five shots before Samir realized she wasn’t gonna stop. Oh, no.
Not thinking twice, or at all, really, Samir snatched the glass from her and began to chug. Beyond exasperated, Issa exclaimed, “what the fuck, Samir!” It burned on the way down like damn battery acid, but Samir had to do something. Even if that called for a generally jackass move.
“Fuck! Drink it all, then, take it from me. Since everyone seems to wanna take things that are mine,” she basically threw the glass in the sink.
When Issa acts upset after a fun night out, Samir does his best to figure out what’s weighing on her. He finds himself in a sticky, familiar position.
The gist of it: Issa and Samir have drunk sex.
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“Is this that new experimental dating app?”
Are you tired of being single? The charming, sultry voiceover asked.
Are you done with shallow people who don’t love you for you?
Scissors would’ve nodded if he didn’t have Paper beside him.
Say goodbye to being forever alone! Studies show it takes at least three months for two EndearMates to fall in love!
The events that led up to the fateful scene of Paper and Scissors meeting up after months of talking online in “Helping with the Groceries”.
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- Part 2 of papercut
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Hamin gritted his teeth, huffing out a harsh breath. Keeping a close eye on the soulless warriors surrounding him, his fists clenched, squeezing and tightening, trying to get this ruthless, relentless fury under control. He needed to use it to beat them all, to fight this sickening feeling of defeat. Despite knowing they were just husks of forgotten characters, thoughtlessly following Caelum’s orders, he wanted nothing more than to go and personally smash every single Caligo’s head in. But there was no use in it—there was no chance of him reigning victorious, let alone getting out alive. It was a fight one versus hundreds.
After the Caligo attack on Asterum, the members flee the city and find refuge in their deserted campsite on a faraway planet. Yu Hamin struggles to come to terms with the events (and his feelings).
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Paper hugged on tighter. He snuggled into Scissors’ neck, shaggy jet black hair tickling his nose. Scissors radiated heat through his blue Ebenezer Scrooge-esque pajamas, his droopy nightcap lying on the pillow they now shared.
“Hm. You don’t run hot.”
“I. Do.” He snarled, glimpsing behind him to address Paper before whipping his head back forward.
“Not quite. You’re colder than a Yeti cooler.”
“Shut.”
Or several times Paper and Scissors bickered, plus one time they shut each other up.
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“Mary Jo! What about this gown is saying hooker to you? It’s tasteful.”
“Oh, it’s tasteful, or it costs 800 dollars? It’s just, these dresses look like they were specifically designed to make you look…” like a whore, her socially-ingrained misogyny filled in before settling for a nicer word, “arousing.”
Suzanne folded her arms.
“Well, is it working?”
In the middle of a crisis, Suzanne attempts to seduce Mary Jo.
To her surprise, it works.
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Rock, Paper, Scissors if it was on the CW… (just kidding) (I think)…
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Lando isn't smiling so wide, now, and there's a feline quality to his expression, lashes casting spidering shadows over his cheeks. The back of Connor's neck prickles. He's reminded forcibly of that one Reddit post that made the rounds a few years back: TIFU by playing a game of gay chicken with my coworker. God, he should probably look away first and cut his losses.
"Would you let a guy suck you off?" Lando asks before he can do that.
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23 Aug 2026
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the feeling a treasure to store by TendidosComo
Fandoms: All Elite Wrestling, Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre, Ring of Honor, Professional Wrestling
22 Jul 2026
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“You—” Bandido says, sputtering as his face flushes brightly. “Why didn’t—why didn’t you tell me earlier?”
Máscara Dorada tilts his head.
“I didn’t want to scare you off,” he says. “Obviously, I want you too. And I wanted to see how far this would go.”
His grin turns into a smirk as he sits up, leans in close to Bandido.
“So? How far will we go?”
(1) Bandido has never seen Máscara Dorada without his mask on. (2) Bandido picks up a cute guy at the bar. (3) Turns out…
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08 Aug 2026
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Mac gets final say on all the pub's pride celebration decisions "because he's gay", and Dee just can't stand it.
She challenges Mac to a gay-off in order to usurp his role of pride decision-maker, and who better to help her win this, than the waitress?
While Mac and Dee fight it out, Dennis desperately tries to get the pub ready for pride and Charlie writes the next gay anthem.
Loosely based off that tumblr post by @charlieism that goes:
"sunny episode where dee starts dating women and mac gets up in arms abt it bc being gay is 'his thing' and it snowballs into being a gay competition. in the end dennis wins. nobody even knew he was competing"
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07 Aug 2026
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Jeremy is financially irresponsible and Mark believes he needs some proper correction.
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07 Aug 2026
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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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30 Jul 2026