maisy_turtleduck
Recent works
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Human Gremlin In Space by maisy_turtleduck
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Feb 2023
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First her parents die. Then she's shoved into *bleep*y foster home after foster home. Then she's abducted by aliens with no hope of return. Haley is SO going to make them regret it.
Aiz'Wa Shoa was captured by traffickers using a fake distress signal. Some of his students were kidnapped too, and his mate is alone at home with their egg. Now he's in a cage with a terran deathworlder, and he doesn't know if he can make it back.
Both of them will fight tooth, nail, and... tail? to get to their home, and for some it might be somewhere they'd never imagine. Now if only the god*bleep* author would let her swear!
This is my first work, featuring cat dad, angst, gore, and comfort. What better comfort than cat dad (eventual) snuggles?
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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Sakura gives up on Kakashi-sensei as a teacher after Team 7 falls apart. However, her plans get thrown out the window when a mission gone wrong leaves Kakashi-sensei stranded elsewhen in time and a different Kakashi is slotted into his place in the timeline.
Hatake-sensei just wants his dogs back and is deeply offended by the mess of a team the other him had made. Detangling Sakura's deficiencies is going to take a good while and, since team training always works better with an actual team…
Ino hesitates when Sakura asks her to join Team 7. Everything Sakura had ever said about Kakashi-sensei says it is a terrible idea and yet, she joins anyway–mostly for Sakura but also because this new Hatake-sensei pushes them through training like their lives depend upon it.
And they do.
They're ninja–and they've got to be ready.
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Believe Me When I Say I Carry All My Sins by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Aug 2025
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Sakura dies alone in the woods, and then her day gets worse.
(badass Sakura from darkest timeline ends up in an okayish timeline and proceeds to beat the shit out of anybody who tries to mess with her village)
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The Wave Mission is a failure. Team Seven is captured. Sasuke is gone. Kakashi is next.
Sakura has no choice but to be a hero.
Revised and added to on 29/11/2013. Original version available on my LJ and DW accounts.
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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home