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Stede’s mind grinds to a halt, the brakes slam on with a deafening screech, and then… silence. His fingers go still on the mousepad, eyes widening as he gravitates closer to the screen as one person fills the shape of it.
Blackbeard, their screen name reads.
And Stede watches with rapt attention as they slowly lower themself down onto a massive fucking dildo.
Or: On his Self Discovery Journey, Stede watches some porn to try and figure out what he likes. As it turns out, he gets far more than he'd bargained for.
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18 Jul 2025
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City boy Ed Teach is tired of his life in New York and needs an escape. He drives up to his mother's house in small-town Bennet Bay, Maine, on a whim, hoping some time away from the city will help him clear his head. The last thing he expects to find there is the love of his life in Stede Bonnet, the proprietor of a popular cafe/bookstore nestled in the town's charming main street. But will Ed be brave enough to embrace small-town life and settle down with Stede? Or will the siren call of his life back in the city be too strong to resist?
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03 Apr 2025
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Ed Teach is in his hometown of Revenge, New York, visiting his mom over the Christmas holiday. This Christmas was supposed to be different — he’d finally gotten a boyfriend and could stop his mom’s worrying about how alone he was.
Then Ed had walked in on Jack, balls deep inside of someone else in Ed’s bed, when he came home early the night before their train home.
Merry Fucking Christmas to me.
While Ed is trying to figure out how to walk back an out-and-out lie about having a boyfriend, he runs into former classmate Stede Bonnet — a certified snack who Ed had his eye on back in the day, but the rules of high school were very clear: goths and jocks don’t mix. Not even dorky, sexy jocks.
When Stede hears about Ed's dilemma, he offers a solution to both their problems:
Pretend to date and get their families off of their backs.
Christmas Gentlebeard fluff featuring heavy mutual pining, fake dating, horrifically Down Bad Ed Teach, and other tropes
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03 Apr 2025
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"...I’m just surprised you didn’t mention my sleeve. Kinda seemed like it would be up your alley.”
Stede blinked. “Your…sleeve?”
“Yeah,” Ed murmured, shifting back against the pillows, almost like he was preening. “My sleeve.”
Yet…Stede didn’t really know what he was preening about.
The morning after they make love, Stede spends it tracing and complimenting Ed's tattoos, confident he's loved on each and every one. But has he really?
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07 Jan 2025
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World-famous rockstar Ed Teach is pulled out of a near-death experience by a vision of someone saving him. Stede Bonnet has had dreams of saving someone from drowning for as long as he can remember. When the two of them are finally pushed into standing up for themselves and they don't get the reactions they'd expected, they meet each other as they're trying to run away from everything. They decide to pretend to be boyfriends as Ed agrees to teach Stede all about gay culture, Stede agrees to teach Ed how to be a good person, and together, they learn that there was never much to learn in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Dear Ed, One More Time
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18 Sep 2024
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What if Ed comes home from a trip to the market one day with a little injured bunny in his arms?
“He’s so little,” Ed whispered when he caught Stede watching him. “How could anyone do that? How could anyone see this tiny, scared little baby, and just leave him all on his own? Why didn’t anyone want to help him?”
“You wanted to help him,” Stede pointed out, as gently as he could.
Ed just sniffled and looked away. “What if I hadn’t been there?”
It hurt, to hear what went unspoken there. Why hadn’t anyone been there for Ed?Bookmarked by mandysimo13
05 Sep 2024
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Tasâlalkhud by determamfidd for fishydwarrows
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Aug 2021
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Where you go, there will I follow.
Gimli is not good at waiting. He will throw himself into danger a thousand times or more without fear in his heart - but to watch, and to wait? Helpless, formless, voiceless and utterly useless?
No, Gimli is not good at waiting.
Thankfully, he has a guide. A mentor who has learned these lessons the hard way. Gimli will not spend eighty years in the learning of them.
But perhaps he might learn a few others.
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- Part 22 of Sansûkh: The Appendices
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09 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale Fell is the headmaster of a boarding school in Bedford. When his former classmate, now world-famous rock star AJ Crowley, shows up at school unexpectedly, Fell is forced to confront the shadows of his past in order to forge a new future.
✨ COMPLETE! ✨ Cover art is by me!
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24 Jun 2024
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The Night I Met God! (The truly honest and merciful confessions of Mrs. Elspeth McConnell. Fee McKinnon. (Wife, Mother, Parishioner, Pub Landlady)) by PhoenixLeigh for PhoenixRose314
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Feb 2024
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THIS WORK HAS BEEN RE-EDITED TO BE MORE LEGIBLE. 21/07/2025
The year is now 1882.
After her mother's funeral, Elspeth's daughter returns to her childhood home and ends up "vaguely sauntering" down memory lane when she comes across her mother's diary, with only a few entries written inside... But each one opens up doors to a tale of biblical proportions!
You may remember her mother as Elspeth McKinnon, a former grave robber who experienced something magical and life-changing one night in a graveyard in 1827.
But her only child remembers her mother as steadfast, faithful, and too busy in her church.But all that changes as she continues to read...
For all the girls, who became mothers while missing their own x
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24 Jun 2024
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We Can't Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Sep 2023
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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.
The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.
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26 Mar 2024
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Coming Soon by tenandi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Aug 2023
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Crowley is a successful adult film star who always thought fluffers were a myth...
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26 Mar 2024
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A Weapon of Mass Seduction by Lilith665
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2024
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Warlock gives Frater Francis/Aziraphale his old tablet. Looking at Crowley's Instagram, Aziraphale clicks a link - and finds Crowley's Onlyfans account.
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26 Mar 2024
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Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water) by drawlight (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Jun 2019
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It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.
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21 Mar 2024
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All The Pieces Of You by Create_Serenity (Sivany)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale had known he found Crowley attractive for a long time, but there was nothing wrong with that. The Almighty had done a very nice job when she’d made Crowley and surely appreciating the work of the Almighty was what angels were supposed to do?
It was nothing more than that.
Except now Aziraphale knows what lust feels like and that might be a problem.
A canon based through the ages fic, featuring fluff, smut, angst and a lot of shenanigans from the ineffable duo.
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- Part 1 of All The Pieces of You
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- 12/12
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15 Jan 2024
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Ed Teach, skeptic, and Stede Bonnet, believer, host a popular web series together: To The Ends of the Earth. Together, the two best friends investigate "haunted" locations to prove whether or not ghosts are real. Lately, though, it’s seemed that that proof is even closer than they think.
Between increasingly powerful hauntings, maintaining and producing their web series, and navigating their hidden feelings for each other, Ed and Stede may just find evidence that there’s more out there than meets the (human) eye.
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03 Jan 2024
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This isn't Flopperoo by Minibagelqueen
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2023
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"It started, funnily enough, with a funeral."
The funeral of a lovely old woman in a quiet little village near Oxford changes things for the residents forever in ways that they can't begin to fathom. That new face may not be such a stranger after all.
This is a gentle exploration of the lives of our favourite duo and their friends. It will dip into their pasts and hopefully throw up a few surprises along the way. It's not going to be an easy ride for any of them but let's hope that they get their happy ending.
Heart ache, misunderstandings, death, betrayal and true love. This has it all and more.
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- Part 1 of Good Omens
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- English
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- 105,146
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- 22/22
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01 Dec 2023
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Ed picks Stede up at a bar for what ought to be a one-night stand, but it turns out they're attending the same academic conference the next day.
“Yes, please, a – Loose Cannon, did you say? Really, how charmingly nautical.” There. Words. Sub-optimal words, but words nonetheless. He grins, aiming it toward the stranger while taking him in in smaller doses. Leather boots, faded, artfully ripped black jeans, a purple cropped shirt under a silky, billowy black – kimono? Overshirt? Facial scruff. Lots of hair, salt and pepper, pepper only just winning out, for now. Tattooed knuckles, forearms, collarbone. Earring, silver stacking rings on most fingers, a nose stud that somehow softens the whole, well, lewk and – okay, he’s staring. He stares some more as the man reaches to accept his own drink, revealing more tattoos up the arm and an inch more of skin below the crop top. The stranger makes some obscure gesture to the bartender, then meets Stede’s eyes, which he worries might actually be protruding from his skull, like a cartoon. AwOOga.
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- Part 1 of Pirates of the Care-i-Bae'n
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31 Aug 2023
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Rattle Those Pots & Pans by Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jun 2023
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“My instructions…” He parted his mouth as he searched for a word. “Instruct that I just get right into it. You all have been brought here tonight because you have one thing in common: you’re all being blackmailed.”
A tense hush fell through the room.
“You’re all paying what you can afford - in some cases I’m sure more than you can afford - to prevent your secrets from being exposed. And none of you know who is currently blackmailing you.”
Gabriel scoffed. “This is ridiculous. I’m an upstanding member of the international finance community - what could I possibly have done to be blackmailed about?”
“You’re a member of the international finance community,” Crowley drawled.
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A Good Omens Clue (1985) AU
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20 Jun 2023
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Loosely Ballroom by marginalia_device, mortifyingideal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch— ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley.
Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.
currently on hiatus, but WILL be returning for a second season
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04 Jun 2023
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After a lifetime to doing what was expected of him, Stede Bonnet finds himself jobless, disowned, divorced (happily) and newly out. He runs to the one place he had always felt safe: his late grandmother's summer home in Purple Bay, Nova Scotia where they had spent most of Stede's summer's together when he was a child.
It isn't the same without his grandmother Anne, of course. Stede misses her, misses his children, his ex wife Mary and even Mary's boyfriend Doug. Can he make a new life for himself here in this small town, can he carve out some happiness for himself? Can he make lasting friendships? Can he survive Ed, his neighbour across the road? He's easily the most beautiful person Stede has ever seen...
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20 May 2023