mascaraphernelia
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Petunia Wentz is 25 and America’s newest rising star. She’s just been cast in the highly anticipated film adaptation of America's Suitehearts , the popular novel with a huge fanbase that hangs on every word on her daily LiveJournal post. In other words, Petunia’s set for life.
Christina Gutierrez, however, isn’t set for life. She’s a stressed-out PhD student working as a barista, and she’s more worried about the vet bills than some movie shooting in Chicago, right? I mean, she’s 29 and still shares a tiny flat with her cat Layla, in a building that probably has a gas leak. She loves books, but she thinks big film adaptations fuck with the plot too much; an opinion that has solidified over years of sub-par “hit” films.
Needless to say, Christina is less than impressed when America's Suitehearts is getting filmed in her hometown. And she certainly doesn’t want anything to do with the arrogant, obnoxious, absolutely gorgeous, perfectly annoying actress that just so happens to really enjoy pissing Chris off. -
The Distance Between Us Was Three Feet and a Refrigerated Display by mascaraphernelia
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Apr 2026
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Based on a tweet by theamazingphil "in an alternate timeline uni student dan is crying in the cheese aisle of asda because he doesn’t know how to cook and phil is high off a brownie three feet away trying to read labels because he’s avoiding jake gyllenhaal"
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Stood On My Roof And Tried To See You Forgetting About me by mascaraphernelia
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
14 Sep 2025
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You're going away soon. Like really soon. And for some reason Frank can't get over it, can't get over your lips or your hair or, just, you, in general. In hindsight, that's really not a good reason for him to be mad at you. But his chest aches when he looks at you, so he'd rather not look at all.
So maybe that's why he gets shitfaced drunk on your farewell party. Oh, well. What's the worst that could happen if you were the one to drop him off, tonight? Maybe you'll get answers as to why he was ignoring you all week.
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come to the dark side (we have cookies) by StarsAndDragons
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2026
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Sleep deprivation makes people do crazy things, Harry supposes. Including, in his case, mailing a freshly baked batch of biscuits to the dark lord.
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Bookmarked by mascaraphernelia
06 Aug 2026
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HARRY SENDS THE DARK SIDE COOKIES TS IS HILARIOUS AND ALSO IT HAS LAYERS
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"Harry Potter is not the Boy-Who-Lived.
He is not the hero of the story this time, but a pioneer.
He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen."
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A piece of Voldemort's soul attached to baby Harry Potter that fateful Halloween night. Over the years, the soul piece witnessed how much danger and pain his host was in. How far would the soul go to protect the child he began to care for, especially when the boy started to care for him in return? Oh, just a little over-protective care, some magic training, maybe some necromancy...
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Bookmarked by mascaraphernelia
30 Jul 2026
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suggested by fav author. check out NinjaPandaScholar's other works too, writing style is awesome and really interesting plots
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Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards by viciousmouse
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Bookmarked by mascaraphernelia
30 Jul 2026
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time travel, recommended by fav author so PLEASE READ. incomplete as of now but damn does it sound fire
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Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.
He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.
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- Part 1 of the pioneer's song
- Part 3 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
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Bookmarked by mascaraphernelia
30 Jul 2026
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bwl neville but actually really good, healer harry (i know you love this shit)