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Kisame's Guide to Successful Co-Parenting (No Maiming, Guaranteed!) by meum for bluemingqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Kisame can’t figure out how to get an eleven-year-old to stop bullying him, Sakura would love to know how the hell Kirigakure managed to brainwash her new genin so quickly, and Chojuro would just like everyone to stop yelling all the time.
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Written for the 2026 AkaSaku Secret Valentine's ExchangeSeries
- Part 5 of meum's silly rarepairs
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Alphas don’t stick around for betas, they’re just a stopgap until they find a nice omega to settle down with; Sakura knows that her little fling with Temari has had a timer on it since it began. She just needs time for her feelings to catch up with reality.
Alternatively: Temari moves to Konoha because she's down incredibly bad. Sakura refuses to see what's right in front of her
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Written for the Sapphic Saku Server's 2025 Friendsgiving event!
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- Part 4 of meum's silly rarepairs
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There must have been no small amount of giggling occurring when the fates had tied her soul to that of another. If not laughter, then it must have been cruelty, because Sakura’s soulmate sign was perhaps the most painfully ironic bond signifier in all of Konoha. Sakura, with her trademark pink hair, hair that had been the source of no small amount of childhood taunting, hair that she’d been named after, had hair whose color she could not see.
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Soulmate AU: Colorblindness
Written for Sapphic Sakura Week 2025Series
- Part 3 of meum's silly rarepairs
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Temari formally becomes Kazekage, Gaara makes a friend, and Kankurou is not a medic, nor did he ever claim to be. All things considered, it's not as much of an international crisis as it had the potential to be.
Meant to bridge the gap between the first fic in this series and its sequel fic, from the POV of the Sand Siblings because I love them your honor.
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- Part 2 of A Hand Outstretched Calls my Name
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The Blood of the Covenant (is thicker than the water of the womb) by meum
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
13 Jan 2025
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With Sasuke as a double agent in Sound to escape Danzo's machinations, and Naruto traveling with Jiraiya to escape the Akatsuki, Sakura is left in the eye of the largest political storm in Konoha's history. Sakura knows that as long her teammates are unsafe, Team 7 will never be whole again.
Unfortunately for both the Akatsuki and Danzo, she's not alone.
[not abandoned, author is just trying to survive an engineering degree]
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- Part 3 of A Hand Outstretched Calls my Name
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tugaim gach rud duit by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
12 Jul 2024
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“The next part, Bertie,” she said, “will grant you a clear idea of this man’s degenerate betrayal. No doubt you shall kick him out of the apartment before you call the law enforcement.”
Well, there was nothing doing for it. I read in as opaque a voice I could muster. “‘The Wooster estate, including all physical and liquid assets, I leave in their entirety to Reginald Jeeves.’”
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Aunt Agatha has uncovered Bertie's will, and she believes there is a nefarious scheme afoot. But, for whatever reason, Bertie doesn't appear too concerned.Bookmarked by meum
03 Aug 2026
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LS&S 'verse by Talavin
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Jul 2026
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This is a collection for LS&S as well as some small post-epilogue scenes that may get posted. It's going to always be marked as "complete" because the story itself is complete; there just might be little bits and bobs here and there that I feel like posting.
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As they flew, Rhaenys watched her granddaughter. Her curls had been blown free from their pins, streaming in the wind, and she had raised a hand to idly trace the underside of a cloud. A sudden desperation seized her. If Corlys died, Baela would be one of the last two things binding her to this life.
Rhaenys shook her head, discarding the feeling, and settled in her saddle. There were three things that she had absolute faith in: Meleys, her husband, and that it would be Baela who would inherit the Driftwood Throne, even if it killed Rhaenys to put her there.
Rhaenys pushes for Baela's claim during the Driftmark succession crisis and finds herself sharing common ground with Alicent Hightower and her strange, half-Targaryen children. As war seizes the realm, Rhaenys, Baela, and Rhaena must navigate House Velaryon to safety, fighting alongside the people always believed to be their enemy.
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08 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
easily the best fic in the fandom, criminally underrated
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At the tender age of 18, Hidan committed a very serious crime, landing him a 10-year federal prison sentence. After seven years, he was released on parole for good behavior. Now a (semi)free man, it's time to get his life on track and re-integrate into society.
Which is easier said than done with an arrest record like his.
Having to start from the literal bottom, the only job he manages to find is working at a fast-food restaurant, dealing with rude customers, a boss that despises him, and co-workers that are more concerned with getting high or gossiping about an unusual string of murders in town than their actual jobs. It sucks, but he tells himself it's all a stepping-stone until his record clears and he can move onto bigger and better things.
Cue some looney, pink-haired girl that won't stop spouting off about her wacky religion, and some nonsense about him being their 'lost prophet.'
Life will never be the same.
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27 Feb 2026
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paths to glory paved by blood; and some, by love by stagbody
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
30 Nov 2025
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Of course he took the flame. As was ordained by the threads of fate; as was ordained by the uncontestable, unconditional love that coursed through him for mankind.
He took the flame. How could he not?
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17 Dec 2025