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    Shane steps closer, standing between Ilya’s legs. “I guess that explains it, hm? You don’t have to be confident or good when you’re packing that, do you? You just let people use your big,” Shane accentuates the word by leaning down and touching Ilya’s cock for the first time, only it’s not a caress or a stroke, it’s a rude poke that makes Ilya’s cock jerk in the air, “cock, however they want to? Is that it? Just a thick, fat cock for people to ride when you get too fucking stupid to do anything else?”

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    Uni AU, loser, stoner frat bro Ilya, pining after popular, jock Shane

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    14 Sep 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

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    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Forty-one year old Shane has never bottomed before. Ilya offers to change that.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”

    “You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”

    “Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”

    “If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“

    “A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”

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    or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    After the incident with the curse, Ilya realizes there are some things he wants to explore after all.
    He doesn't want to be a girl, not really, he just wants some things that come with it, sometimes.
    Shane hears one (1) passing comment about a toy and proceeds to spend an insane amount of money constructing the most thoughtful, loving, outrageously kinky birthday surprise imaginable.

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    The Ilya Rozanov exploring gender boundaries, getting a magical vagina and getting fucked by his very loving husband fic.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane buys panties to surprise Ilya. Unfortunately they’re far too small for his big, useless cock and thick thighs 🥺🥺🥺

    Please mind the tags for degradation (there’s a lot of Ilya saying Shane’s massive dick is useless and that Shane is just a hole) and feminization of Shane in his panties.

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    28 May 2026

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    "Ilya," Shane gasps, because he's not dizzy from how hard he is by virtue of long experience of the effects that one Ilya Rozanov has on him, but it's close. "Ilya, wait, I haven't prepped—no, no-" His voice wavers.

    Ilya smiles at him, mean like he's about to break him on the boards. "I didn't ask."

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    28 May 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, a lonely and longing househusband, calls pool cleaning services at the beginning of summer.

    Ilya Rozanov the pool boy shows up.

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    18 May 2026

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    “We’ve never done both in your slit,” Ilya agreed, stroking himself, spreading the pre-come beading at the tips of his cocks. He reached down to gather more of Shane’s slick. “But today’s the day. It’ll stretch you perfect. Make it easy for the eggs.”

    (or, dragon hybrid Ilya helps snake hybrid Shane lay eggs)

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    15 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 1855

    Mystery Work

    Part of OA Private
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    15 May 2026

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    Shane's favourite time of the day is when he can crawl back into his apartment where he finally gets peace and quiet after a busy day juggling work and med school. His routine is sourly interrupted when a new neighbour moves in next door, being as loud as he is infuriatingly handsome.

    Or,

    Shane Hollander lives a quiet life, Ilya Rozanov wants nothing more than to make him scream.

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    78,370

    11 May 2026

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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

    or

    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    11 May 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

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    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    Comments:
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    222,379

    09 May 2026

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    08 May 2026

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    Hudson’s worst nightmare: the elevator breaks down with no one there to help but his co-star, Connor—

    (“Great, ‘m doing great, Con. I can hold it,” Hudson defends, not wanting to admit how close he is to peeing himself, but Connor must read it in his face anyways because he takes another step closer.

    “What- what are you doing?”

    “Relax, covering you from the cameras, baby.”)

    —oh, and Hudson desperately needs to pee.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    411
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    48,542

    08 May 2026

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    “…You want to?” he asks.

    Shane blinks. “What?”

    “Kiss someone.”

    The question makes Shane’s brain short circuit.

    Shane swallows. “I mean—yeah.”

    “Then why haven’t you?”

    “I don’t know.” Shane shrugs again, shoulders tight. “Timing. People. It’s just… not something I think about like that.”

    That’s not entirely true.

    He does think about it. Just in a different way. Abstractly. Like something other people do, but not he himself.

    Ilya watches him for a long moment.

    “I could show you.”

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    Comments:
    489
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    17,071
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    3,735
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    251,517

    20 Apr 2026

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    This fic is inspired by this tweet:

    Shane: okay so, what if after I come you just… keep touching me
    Ilya: yeah but won’t that feel–
    Shane: *already undressing* terrible, yeah

    Or: Shane realises he likes sexual overstimulation and his confused (and yet excited) husband is happy to help.

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    651
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    65,674

    09 Apr 2026

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    Hayden: Jackie is very jealous of your manny.
    Hayden: Says he’s incredible and that a bunch of the school moms are trying to get play dates with Violet.

    Shane: He is great.
    Shane: Kind of a menace, too, but Violet loves him, so I overlook some things.

    Hayden: Oh, I’m sure.
    Hayden: She also said he’s super hot.
    Hayden: Like he missed his calling as a model hot.

    Shane: Geez, Hayd. You want to marry him or something?

    Hayden: NO.
    Hayden: I just thought maybe for you, ya know?
    Hayden: You haven’t dated anyone like…ever.

    Shane: I’m not going to get involved with my daughter’s manny.
    Shane: That would be irresponsible.
    Shane: Even if he is stupid model hot.
    Shane: And obnoxiously charming and funny.
    Shane: Plus, he cooks, and has the best accent.
    Shane: And is amazing with my daughter.
    Shane: God. Fuck my life.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    808
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    20,418
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    164,281

    06 Apr 2026

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