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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Hollanov, 20k
    Ilya accidentally gives Shane chlamydia
    Very funny and great dialogue and characterization

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    His wellness check doesn’t come in the form of burly men with guns, demanding he put his hands up while they pin him to the wall and deem him a danger to himself or others. It comes in the form of a six foot even, doe-eyed boy in a Metros pullover, freshly showered hair still damp at the ends, and worry dotting his face like the freckles across his nose. He looks angry, too, like Ilya might still find himself against the nearest wall, and not in the fun way.

    “What the fuck, Rozanov?”

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    Ilya takes personal leave without telling anyone. Shane doesn’t need to ask him about it, but he knows what needs to be done.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    hollanov, 10k
    emotional hurt/comfort depressed ilya vignette
    very soft

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    Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.

    They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.

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    or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    hollanov, 27k
    shane gets a career-ending brain injury
    so heartbreaking so good

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    11 May 2026

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    hollanov, 68k
    magical realism - shane turns into a dog sometimes
    depressed and immigrant Ilya, hockey player shane
    really sweet with amazing character development

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    “It’s not that I just—I don’t know how. I’m not like… attracted to them. I don’t know what to do,” Shane admits. His cheeks warm right on their peaks. Ilya laughs again, loud and barking. “We had sex twice. And I’m not sure either of us… you know… came either time.”

    “I could teach you.”

    “What?”

    “I said–” Ilya leans up from his spot on the couch, nearly crawling atop Shane. He grins down at Shane. “I could teach you how to make a girl cum.”

    Ilya gets Shane off like he's a girl.

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    06 May 2026

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    hollanov, 4k
    ilya teaches shane how to have sex with a girl, pure smut

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    05 May 2026

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    Hollanov, 21k
    AU - canon divergence
    Very sweet and funny
    They are such little shits to each other in this, it's perfect

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    After Scott Hunter comes out on national TV, Ilya wants nothing more than to go to Shane's cottage and figure out a way to make their relationship work. Too bad he broke things off and blocked Shane after the Montreal/Boston game that sent Shane to the hospital. Upon discovering that Shane has blocked him back, Ilya decides to show up at the cottage and win his Hollander back.

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    “Jane would not block me,” Ilya insisted again, even as his chest constricted with uncertainty. Ilya Rozanov did not get blocked, especially by pretty, pouty, freckled Canadians who meant everything.

    Marleau threw his hands out in helpless surrender, Ilya’s glare fierce enough to send him scurrying from the kitchen. Ilya waited a beat before carefully tapping Shane’s contact to call. He held his breath, heart sinking to the pit of his stomach as it rang once and connected to voicemail. Clenching his jaw, he hung up and tried again. Then one more time, torment ripping through his already tattered heart. This time when it connected, he left a message. Short, sweet, and full of intention even if Shane wouldn’t hear it. “I’m coming to the cottage.”

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Hollanov, 12k
    Ilya blocks Shane after he asks him to the cottage because he thinks that's "what's best" (it's not)
    He comes to the cottage anyway, and Shane makes him (city boy) sleep in a tent (cruel)
    humour fic, very funny dialogue

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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Hollanov, 18k
    Shane and Hayden are Mormon missionaries
    very very funny and insane premise, and then suddenly in feels land

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Voyageurs.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    hollanov, 8k
    ilya gets into a car accident and shane panics

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    Seven scandals in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    hollanov, 17k
    ilya focus, and his scandals over the years
    amazing characterization of ilya and shane
    ilya's agent pasha being the mvp

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    They have spent ten years keeping their relationship a secret.

    They’re careful about it.
    They follow the rules.
    They never let it slip.

    Or so they think.

    And then the Centaurs' plane crashes and suddenly the secrets don't really matter.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Hollanov, 11k
    Alternative plane Crash, different centaurs pov
    Very sweet
    Em rec

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Ilya & Yuna, 6k
    Very sweet texting fic, Ilya asks Yuna to be his brand manager

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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Hollanov, 61k
    Shane is older, and Ilya gets traded to the metros
    incredible characterization, funny and amazing

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    When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.

    OR: Yuna Hollander learns to appreciate Ilya Rozanov, one step at a time.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    hollanov, 11k
    yuna pov; yuna learns to love Ilya
    very sweet and heartbreaking

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    I figured it'd be two birds, one stone, Shane had said. I can give you the full tour of the new place and everything, there's some new stuff in the kitchen. And it can be this— sexy thing, for you.

    Darling, hearing you talk about dishwashers is pretty sexy. No need to go further.

    Shane and Ilya try some roleplay.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Hollanov, 3.7k
    Shane shows Ilya the apartment he made over for him while roleplaying as the realtor, ilya pov
    very cute and soft, beautiful writing

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    Jackie
    No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.

    Lily (Shane)
    I know he is so boring and I am so fun

    Lily (Shane)
    But opposites attract is the saying, no?

    Lily (Shane)
    Also I am not girlfriend

    Jackie
    Why not!!

    Jackie
    Sorry that was nosy

    Lily (Shane)
    Is okay

    Lily (Shane)
    Is complicated

    Lily (Shane)
    But I cannot let him go because he gives head like champion

    Jackie
    Girl!!!!!!

    (spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)

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    07 Feb 2026

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    hollanov text fic, 3.5k
    crack and hilarious, Ilya as one of the WAGs

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    Shane accidentally stumbles upon a memory of a happy summer day in Ilya’s childhood. Its edges are sharp like a knife.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    hollanov, 4k
    shane finds old childhood pictures of Ilya with his mom
    hurts hurts hurts and so soft
    beautiful writing

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    “Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”

    “That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.

    That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Hollanov 8k
    Shane gets anxiety about Ilya calling him boring in hockey
    Amazing Ilya voice, very funny and sweet

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    Shane doesn't fall apart loudly. He spirals, shuts down, missteps. Ilya pays attention. He stays. He helps Shane learn what it feels like to be noticed without being corrected.

    or, 5 times Shane needs help regulating his autism, and Ilya is there for him + 1 time Shane is there for Ilya.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Hollanov, 6k
    5+1 fic where Ilya helps Shane with his autism + 1 time shane helps with Ilya's depression

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