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the viscount & the hound by Kales, sheepishwolfy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Nov 2022
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How many Julian Pankratz could there be in all the world, let alone in Redania, let alone in Lettenhove? Even if he kicked Geralt out on his ear—and that would be his right, after the mountain, after all this time—even if he refused the witcher, Jaskier would shelter Ciri. Geralt knew it in his heart and his soul and his very bones. Jaskier would keep her safe, and get her to the other wolves, or to Yennefer.
With winter swift approaching, and a scared, starving child to care for, a half-dead Geralt of Rivia has no choice but to seek aid from the last person who wants to give it: Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.
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14 Jul 2026
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Custom Made by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Oct 2020
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Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.
(AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)
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20 Jun 2026
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He tries to get Geralt’s attention but he finds that his hands are on Geralt’s neck. When did they get there? He watches while they go down the collar of Geralt’s shirt. Geralt will probably slice his arm off for that. Well, he’s lived a nice life. May as well die doing something outrageous.
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Finding out you're in love with someone via sex curse: a Jaskier specialty
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10 Jun 2026
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Geralt and Jaskier visit a brothel together.
Because there's no chance that might awaken anything in either of them, right?
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14 May 2026
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Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.
From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.
There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.
Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…
Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.
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01 May 2026
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27 Mar 2026
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It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.
(Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)
If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.
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27 Mar 2026
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come, and feast by redlightofdawn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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During Saovine, the veil between worlds is particularly thin, and all sorts of creatures come out to play.
Including Jaskier’s less than human side.
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Or the one where Geralt finds out Jaskier sometimes turns into an incubus.- Language:
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24 Mar 2026
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Краткое резюме: все страдают.
У автора дурная манера пихать в текст цитаты и отсылочки откуда ни попадя. И придумывать героям максимально удручающие биографии.
Бета: N_Ph_B
фанмикс: https://vk.com/music/album/573303691_3
комментарии: https://leim3.diary.ru
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04 Mar 2026
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Настолько же больно читать, насколько невозможно прекратить. Вообще не о буквах.
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По ту сторону страха by parenthetical_thoughts, tenthorns
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jul 2020
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Сначала Геральт хотел объехать деревню стороной. Потом он не собирался в ней ночевать. Во всяком случае, он точно не хотел браться за дело, не обещающее прибыли. Все получилось само собой, а потом стало уже слишком поздно.
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25 Feb 2026
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Лютик ведет подкаст, Геральт ведет себя как обычно, монстры случаются.
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- Part 1 of What Makes You (Us)
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21 Feb 2026
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Действие происходит в тех же условиях, что и Bones of Metal. Будущий сборник драбблов.
Может быть, меньше экшна, больше стекла или наоборот или все вместе, смешать, но не взбалтывать. А еще тройнички и эксперименты.Series
- Part 2 of What Makes You (Us)
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21 Feb 2026
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Направленность: Слэш
Бета: Николетт https://ficbook.net/authors/1148359
Гамма, она же муза: Altupi https://ficbook.net/authors/205405
Фэндом: Ведьмак
Пэйринг и персонажи: Геральт из Ривии/Лютик, остальные
Рейтинг: NC-17
Размер: Макси
Статус: закончен
Метки: Серая мораль, Согласование с каноном, Нецензурная лексика, Юмор, Стёб, Элементы гета.Описание: Отношения персонажей в сериале через призму упоротого слэшера.
Посвящение: Altupi
Предупреждения: Канноные характеры нетфликовского сериала. Да, это предупреждение. Геральт – мудак, Лютик – придурок, Йеннифэр – безмозглая, беспринципная, инфантильная мразь, Цири – эгоистка напрочь лишённая эмпатии. Это не АУ. Я постаралась сохранить неповторимую еб... своеобразие сериала. Скрипт арки Геральта. почти сохранен дословно, хоть надерган из разных переводов. Здесь изложена точка зрения Геральта
У меня от второго сезона когнитивный диссонанс. Очень нравится Кавилл в новом парике, но мудачизм, плавно перетекающий в мразотность, его персонажа простирается дальше облака Оорта. Короче. Очередная попытка натянуть белку сэшерского видинья на сковородку канона. Совы кончились.Bookmarked by neptunerain
19 Feb 2026
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Geralt has worked as an investigative agent at the district attorney's office for fourteen years and has always been put on blue collar crime.
This time, he has to infiltrate Dandelion Inc. a corporate environment that is decidedly out of his comfortzone.
He has tried to argue with Vesemir that he's not the right man for the job, but finds himself going for an interview after his boss insists.From day one it's a struggle, one that the CEO of Dandelion Inc. is quite interested in.
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When he shifts to hand the stack over to Jaskier the man is suddenly closer, gaze terrifyingly focussed on where Geralt is still kneeling on the elevator floor. He wants to get up and hand the stack of papers over, apologize again for good measure, but before he can, Jaskier’s hand lands on his shoulder.
It is hardly more than a brush, the pressure barely there, but it’s enough to keep Geralt on his knees while he looks up at the man above him.
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06 Feb 2026
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Winter in Toussaint by ravenbringslight
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 Nov 2025
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“Your precious bard,” Yennefer said to Geralt, enunciating each word, “has been two breaths from dropping his trousers for you since the moment I met him. I always knew he’d been pining for you. I didn’t know until today that you’d been pining for him.”
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Geralt kisses Jaskier on the forehead as a joke and starts a boulder rolling down a hill.
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When Yennefer encourages her husband to fuck his boyfriend and then realizes he's her boyfriend too.
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16 Jan 2026
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In interropunct's immortal words: "Jaskier gets bitten by a rabid animal. Then poisoned. Then injected with strange and horrifying concoctions. No one is happy about any of this."
And then, afterwards, things start looking up.
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16 Jan 2026
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Selfishness and Other Maladies by Ostentenacity
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Nov 2025
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Geralt’s shoulders were stiff, and his grip on Jaskier’s wrist was like a vise. Between them, the bite mark on Jaskier’s forearm still oozed blood. Just a tiny little puncture. He’d gotten worse from stepping on a sharp rock in camp just last week. The dead fox lay three paces off, its head facing away. From this angle Jaskier couldn’t see whether or not he’d imagined the foam at its mouth.
Geralt still wouldn’t look at him.
“Don’t say it,” Jaskier begged one last time.
“It was rabid,” said Geralt flatly.
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At long last, Jaskier's luck runs out, and he acquires a mortal wound. It's lucky for him, then, that Geralt is far too selfish to let him die.
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- Part 1 of the scent of grass
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16 Jan 2026
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When Jaskier finds out that his ex-boyfriend is getting married, he convinces Yennefer to help him stage a fake proposal so he can ruin the wedding. There's just one problem: it turns out they both know the caterer.
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13 Jan 2026
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medicine by SummerFrost for doandhope
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?
In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.
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13 Jan 2026
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out in the pouring rain (down on your knees) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Nov 2020
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"Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."
Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."
Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?
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05 Dec 2025