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“Sorry to just drop in like this,” Head had said, smiling shyly. “I know it’s not exactly protocol, but I was already downtown and I figured—why not, right? Hope I’m not throwing a wrench in your afternoon.”
He’d sounded apologetic enough, but Donna couldn’t help but think that if he was really, truly sorry about the inconvenience, he would have called ahead of time. He would have scheduled a meeting on Monday or some other day when a more senior IRO—if not Lucius Fox himself—would be there to greet him, instead of showing up out of the blue and rattling her floor into panic.
But Donna knew better than to say any of that aloud. These nepo babies and trust-fund princes weren’t used to being told no, and to start now was way above her pay grade.
So she’d plastered on her best smile and said, “Not at all. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Head. Welcome to Wayne Enterprises.”
In which Jason decides to be a menace—as seen through the eyes of a no-nonsense Wayne Enterprises employee.
Day 1: Competent Jason Todd
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- Part 1 of Jason Todd Week 2026
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Contrary to popular belief, Bruce was not the mastermind behind the idea.
This honor belongs to Hal and Hal alone.
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"How long, hypothetical speaking, would it take your kids to realize that you are seeing someone?" Hal asks the first night they end up in bed together. Bruce cracks an eye open, lifts his head, and peers down at Hal, who has made himself comfortable on Bruce's chest. "I mean, they are detectives, and being smart is basically a requirement to be a Bat."
"Hal-" Bruce begins, but Hal cuts him off.
"Like, how long can it take? If they are anything like you, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them has bugged this room and is already listening to us." Hal looks around the room as if he expects one of Bruce's kids to pop out of the dark. Nevermind that they are in Hal's apartment.
"Do not get me wrong, I love anything Spooky," Hal flashes him a grin as if to make sure Bruce gets the joke," but your kids are terrifying."
Bruce drops his head back onto his pillow. "Hal, can we please stop discussing my children."
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- Part 1 of Batlanternweek 2021
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No King, No Kingdom by Jacob_M_Bosch
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
06 Jan 2024
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When Drogo considers Daenerys too young to bed, he decides that Viserys will make a good replacement bedwarmer.
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Magic will follow intent. He has been told that in every class, every year, since he first stepped foot in Hogwarts. No spell, no potion—nothing will work unless your intent is clear and your mind is focused. So he’s not really surprised to find himself here once again—on the precipice of highly improbable, though not impossible, magic.
After all, he is “The Boy Who Lived.” So he’ll figure out a way to live through this like he always does, because Harry Potter always perseveres—even if he can’t be “Harry Potter” anymore, and it’s 1974, and Voldemort is at the height of his power, and Severus Snape has, weirdly enough, really pretty eyes.
“Yeah,” Harry thought as he attempted to ignore that last bit his mind unhelpfully added on, “I can do this.”
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Close Encounters by bleedcolor, Likelightinglass for zeitghost
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2019
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Years after the war, Harry Potter and Severus Snape meet and fall in lust, then love.
Too bad they don’t know who they’ve fallen for.
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