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I'm An Idiot - Sincerely, Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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idiotic
/ɪdɪˈɒtɪk/ adjective
very stupid.As simple as that definition is, it seemed to apply to Peter a little too accurately when it came to hiding his identity. But! It wasn't his fault he was bad at lying - he was simply a good person (and Ned was just as bad). Or that he would unintentionally use his powers in public - you try being a mutant for a day!
Throwing himself out of a window in front of his entire class, however... was a little harder to excuse.
Alternatively,
Five times Peter wasn't too great at hiding his identity and the one time he really fucked up.
(Slow updates)
Series
- Part 3 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 2 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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“It’s just-” she breathed out before steeling herself, “Whenever I begin to try and tell someone about her lies she just- just pops up out of nowhere! It doesn’t matter if I’m in class or the locker rooms or- or in the toilets, and it’s been happening way too often to be some weird coincidence so I feel like she’s... done something.”
“Hmm... You really think so?” Adrien said as he directed his gaze towards Lila.
Or,
Lila goes entirely too far when attempting to keep her lies a secret so Adrien and Marinette can only do one thing.
Take her down.
Ft. Sleuthing (with a sprinkle of the Ladynoir dynamic as civilians), Lila getting slapped in the face, and the entire school witnessing her oh-so-sweet downfall.
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Of Horse Girls And Cucumber Milk by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
05 Apr 2021
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“It wasn't that bad,”
“Ned, she called herself a developing horse,”
“Yeah, but you like horses!”
“She’s not a-” for what felt like the tenth time today, Peter sighed.
"I hate my life"
"At least you have me!"
"I hate my life"
"Hey-"
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Midtown's resident horse girl has a crush on our awkward web-slinger, and takes it upon herself to sit next to him at lunch, essentially making his life hell
Series
- Part 2 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
- Part 1 of Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way
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How to be a Dumbass 101 by oasiselli
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
26 Dec 2020
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"It's ketchup!... Y-yeah." Ned exclaimed.
"Peter" Mr Harrington sighed, running a hand down his face "Whose blood is that?"
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Peter gets blood on him whilst crime-fighting, and his classmates are worried about him until they realise it's not his
Series
- Part 1 of Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker
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Peter Is Fucking Tired - And Not In The Whumpy Way by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming)
24 Oct 2025
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Peter just being absolutely done with life (no, he's not depressed - he's just a teenager)
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Cracky and Chaotic Peter Parker by oasiselli
Fandom Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: (Homecoming), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
24 Oct 2025
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a series of unconnected one-shots of Peter being an absolute mess
ft. Ned, MJ and (more often than not) his classmates
and no its not discontinued i just have way too much school work and an inability to manage my time
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Gone Kid by Jen27ny for blondsak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Feb 2020
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Tony tries to mind his own business, he really does - but when he finds out someone sneaks into one of the rooms of the vacant Stark Tower, he gets curious. Especially when he sees the footage of said someone climbing the outside of the Tower by sticking to the smooth surface to reach the room on the 92nd floor. But when he finds the blood in that room, the concept of “minding his own business” is quickly thrown out of the window.
That’s how Tony finds himself trying to befriend the costumed vigilante who comes and goes as he pleases and seems to have a talent for getting stabbed and - wait, how old is he?
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Bookmarked by oasiselli
21 Aug 2026
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em aye kay eye
golden hour cover bc i saw the pretty boy at sunset on the way home yesterday and almost cried from how glorious he looked (ft. my brother’s keyboard from childhood 🎵)rururung best lullaby ever… thank you
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Harua falls in love with a mysterious faceless TikToker with the most beautiful voice he’s ever heard, and Maki falls in love with a mysterious pretty boy he sees across campus grounds time and time again. And serendipity, as it doth appear, beareth the name of Kei and Fuma.
Bookmarked by oasiselli
18 Aug 2026
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ouu shii
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Harua can do little to stop the whine that escapes him when the front of his already tight jeans brush against Riki’s strong thigh, and it only serves to rile Riki on further. One of his hands is on the back of Harua’s neck now, moving it this way and that as Harua follows, pliant and willing. He wouldn’t normally be this submissive, not really — but the possessive and wild way Riki is devouring him clouds his mind and turns his brain to goo in the best way possible.
OUU SHIII 👀👀👀👀
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People think crazy thoughts sometimes. Horny, even. But never has a stranger, someone he just met, thought something so… forward, like that.
Especially someone as hot as Jungwon.
Especially to him, about him.
Jay feels all the blood rushing to his face. And some rushes to his dick, too.
Fuck, now is not the time to get a hard-on! The poor guy just had an intrusive thought—that doesn’t mean he actually wants to have sex with you, Jay!
or: jay is a mind reader, and his new roommate’s thoughts make it really hard for him to keep his cool
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"I really like you, Kim Sunoo."
4 times Sunghoon confesses to Sunoo as a joke (?) + 1 time he does it for real.
Bookmarked by oasiselli
04 Aug 2026
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Nexalune:
A deep, intangible longing to connect with another soul beyond words
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There's something wrong with Sunoo, but Sunghoon is lowkey into itBookmarked by oasiselli
03 Aug 2026