oleander_dione



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Georgiana Weasley loved her snacks the way her heart was: sweet, soft and squishy, covered in sugar and easy to share.

     

    Or:

     

    George Weasley is pure of heart and dumb of ass. Fred and Cedric suffer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,641
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    31
    Comments:
    386
    Kudos:
    2,793
    Bookmarks:
    1,111
    Hits:
    56,455

    21 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Cedric Diggory doesn't know what to think of the Hufflepuff girl with terrible hair, but whatever it is, it's probably half-decent.

     

    (semi/si written entirely from Cedric's POV)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    22
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    3,904
    Bookmarks:
    1,419
    Hits:
    42,636

    21 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Lilies are symbols of grieving, surely as they are symbols of innocence, of motherhood purity, renewal, and transience.

    They can be toxic, greedy, and voracious in their growth.

    Lillian Powell wakes in the body of one Lily Potter, with a screaming toddler, a weeping wound like Lichtenberg figures stark in her fair skin, and the expansion of the stars above her in the late night of October 31st, 1981.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,730
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Collections:
    35
    Comments:
    1,284
    Kudos:
    5,462
    Bookmarks:
    2,242
    Hits:
    109,795

    21 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"

    I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.

    You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,902
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    916
    Kudos:
    2,170
    Bookmarks:
    809
    Hits:
    56,902

    18 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.

    “I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.

    ༻✦༺

    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape (not quite a "self-insert"). Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.

    [[SLOW UPDATES]]
    I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus, I'll update the description to say so. Rn that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-; 8/5/26 UPDATE: dealing w/ writer's block :(

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,447
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    1,441
    Kudos:
    3,861
    Bookmarks:
    1,092
    Hits:
    97,516

    17 Sep 2026