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    Bruce just wants to go home and sleep a full 8 hours for once, so you'll have to forgive his audible grumble when Oliver Queen walks to the front of the room where most of the leaguers are gathered. He does not want to deal with the emerald archers post mission dramatics.

    "Hey everyone, I know were all running on fumes after that battle, but these crisis situations tend to make people romantic."

    Oh God, if he has to witness another vow renewal between Oliver and Dinah, if he has to buy one more toaster oven for the pair, he might collapse on the spot.

    "My son, Arsenal-Roy, as you all know, is getting married." That brought Bruce's thoughts away from Ollie shoving his tongue down the blonde's throat and making off with his kitchen appliances.

    Roy Harper was getting married? To who?

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    After an all hands on deck just league mission, Bruce gets invited to a wedding; little does he know that his son is the one getting married.
    And there's a bet going around about how long he'll take to figure it out.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    so so so short and sweet!

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    As Odysseus has continued on his journey full of trials, his life has become quite the topic of debate up in Olympus, even while the mortals back in his kingdom think him long dead. At one point, however, the fun topic of who is in the right sparks an argument that quickly boils over and the gods are ready to take up arms to prove their stance.

    Luckily, it doesn’t come to that, and instead some prominent mortals from Ithaca and dead souls from the underworld are gathered to a single hall to serve as further entertainment and additional viewers to the mess that is Odysseus’s life. The gods, on the other hand, are here to cast judgement and receive clarity on just what the most prominent human of the Greek world has been up to these past years.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    i love these reaction fics sm omg

    not finished! last update: chap 8, july 5

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Ah ah — that’s not part of the game, Jay.” Roy tutted. “I’m gonna sweet talk you, and you’re gonna open yourself up. Get nice and ready for me.” His grin was loving but impish. “And you aren’t gonna apologize. Those are the rules.”

    The anticipation coiled tight in his gut, focused under the tip of his finger.

    Jason asks Roy to sweet talk him, and Roy is happy to oblige him.

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    In which Leon finally gets his punishment for leaving the Porsche in Raccoon City. And then Ada takes care of him and he takes care of her.

    After Ada picks him up from the hospital and he says goodbye to Grace ofc :)

    She didn’t have any family, and probably not many of their family-friends either, not without him. Sure, she had Helena, but she had to keep it cordial due to the nature of their work, as with her other friends. She’d saved his ass time and time again, asking for nothing in return, because without him, she had absolutely no one.

    He was her lover, her best friend, her husband, friend in arms, and a pain in her ass, all in one. And she took care of him; and half the time he was unaware.

    “Please let me fuck you,” he whimpered into the base of her neck. “Please, I feel so much better, I’ll fuck you so good. Please.”

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    24 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Chris was in the middle of a damn horde of zombies when suddenly his earpiece crackled and went completely silent. He’d been listening to Leon’s continuous stream of bad puns for the better part of the past hour, silently amused even though he hadn’t been responding more than a word here or there.

    But then. All of a sudden, without warning, Leon yelped and the earpiece screeched. The sound was so loud Chris yanked the comm. out of his ear, cursing out loud, and only after shooting down the closest zombies he tucked it back in his ear. “Leon!?” he called. “Leon!? Can you hear me!?”
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    Or, Leon almost drowns.

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    14 Jun 2026