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“And since she’s gone for a while, why don’t we play house, sweetheart.”
“House?” You mumble, teeth sinking into your bottom lip when Mr. Kennedy lightly traces his fingertips against the skin of your inner thighs.
“Yeah,” he laughs, low and dark. “I’ll be the daddy and you can be the mommy.”
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Best Friend’s Dad!Leon S. Kennedy x fem!reader (one shot)
Bookmarked by celty (phailescent)
10 Oct 2026
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Shoot to Thrill, Play to Kill by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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As soon as Wade sees him, pressed right up against the barrier, he walks over to him. This sweet-faced thing, a sharpie clamped between his teeth and a band tee rolled up to his collarbones, showing off a freckled chest and surprisingly toned pecs in clear invitation. Laughing, Wade slopes right into his personal space, draping over the barrier to pry the marker from his mouth.
"Nice tits ya got there," he calls over the roar of the crowd, uncapping the sharpie with his own teeth, watching a soft blush roll down the pale expanse of skin. Glancing up, he finds big, starry brown eyes gazing down at him and a pretty pink mouth curled into a lopsided grin.
"Thanks," he calls back, and rolls his shirt up a little higher, back arching slightly to push his chest toward Wade's face. "Sign 'em for me?"
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When you're as famous as Wade Wilson is, staying humble is a difficult task – and groupies with big brown eyes and bare chests aren't really helping his cause.
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Wade, lead singer of Mercs for Money, is an egotistical asshole, Peter is his biggest fan and wants something to prove it, and Logan is sick of Wade's shit (but what's new?).
Bookmarked by celty (phailescent)
04 Oct 2026
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one way or another by spideywhiteys
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
31 Oct 2022
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Peter wakes up in a sticky situation, then walks right into a worse one. (Or better, depending on what you’re into.)
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Bookmarked by celty (phailescent)
04 Oct 2026
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And they were roomates by Bluestarbug
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
27 Dec 2025
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Peter gets evicted from his apartment. Wade just so happens to have a spare room. Crisis averted.
The only problem, Peter is an Omega and Wade doesn't know.
Bookmarked by celty (phailescent)
02 Oct 2026
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Thot Boxes by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Sep 2026
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Peter sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Why is it always something with you, Pool?”
The white one glanced down towards Wade before looking back at Peter. He turned towards the spider and vaulted over the couch, just barely evading Wade’s hand lunging for his ankle.
“Baby boy, run!” Wade cried out, groaning as he began to push himself up off of the floor. “Run, climb, web him to something solid, anything! I’d help, but Daddy is currently passing one hell of a kidney stone right now…”
Peter raised an eyebrow, quickly pointing his wrist towards the white one. “Ap, ap, ap. I have a pretty big space bubble when it comes to…” Peter trailed off, head tilting to the side. “To whatever you are.” He squinted.
Bookmarked by celty (phailescent)
28 Sep 2026