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    “Make me so ugly that no one will ever want me,” he says. “Please.”

    Or: Lan Wangji is kidnapped from the Lan Clan when he's still a small child. He retains no memories of his real identity, and only knows himself as a servant at Madam Ji's brothel. When the clients begin to look at him with interest, he finds someone to curse him and take away his true appearance, and with it any chance of ever finding his family.

    (Not a brothel fic, that's only the starting point. A Wangxian story. A Twin Jades story.)

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    13 Jan 2025

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    Fics that are not necessarily connected which feature this particular iteration Lan Qiren

    Tedious Joys - Lan Qiren reconnects with Sect Leader Nie after many years, featuring Sect Leader Nie's complicated relationship with Wen Ruohan

    Spilled Pearls - Lan Qiren unexpectedly becomes sworn brothers with Wen Ruohan (can be read as an AU for Tedious Joys, but with a canon divergence when LQR is younger)

    Fic Extras/Spilled Pearl Fic Extras - extras and AUs from Tedious Joys and maybe Spilled Pearls

    Beautifully Spent - AUs in which Lan Qiren travels the world

    Relentless - a story of kidnapping that starts at the party where Wen Ruohan would have destroyed Lao Nie's saber...if only Lan Qiren hadn't come in his place

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    19 Jul 2021

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    It was a shotgun wedding anyway. Now that Lan XiChen has emerged from seclusion and SiZhui is no longer the acting Sect Leader, nothing stands between Jin Ling and SiZhui from finding their happiness together. JingYi is tired of being married to someone whom he loves but who doesn’t love him back—it’s time he backs out of the picture.

    Translations: Russian | Portuguese | Spanish [2 translations: by Kuragehime_, by NIA_CSM]

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    16 Dec 2020

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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is feeling pretty bleak and directionless - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

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    27 May 2018

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    Darcy teaches Steve to (swing) dance

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    15 Apr 2015