psuedonymousrex
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How to Shop With Your Neighbor (and stop them from eating the clerks) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
23 Sep 2026
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Being the (semi) willing roommate to a living corpse is definitely a new change of pace for Melissa, with a surprising number of upsides, and several pointed downsides. One of those said downsides means restocking on a certain essential supply for the zombie apocalypse, leading to a shopping trip deep in Plant territory.
Hey, what could possibly go wrong?
(A REWRITE of the original "How to Shop for Your Neighbor (and stop him from eating the store clerk)"!)
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- Part 2 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Avoid Electrostatic Shocks (and deal with your Heroic migraine) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
10 Sep 2026
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Very shortly after his successful retreat from Meteor Z, General Camo is suddenly faced with intruders in his base, of the Heroic variety! How will he deal with this? And what plots could they possibly be plotting?
(PvZ Reflourished and PvZ Heroes Crossover + YFNZ Adjacent)
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- Part 10 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Say Hello to Your New Neighbor (and convince them to not eat you) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
28 Jun 2026
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On one fortouitous day in Neighborville in the midst of a zombie invasion, a human and zombie meet. A Foot Soldier enacts a grand plan, but doesn't account for how persistent the human is, and the human doesn't realize just how much the monotony makes the break in routine feel so much fresher.
Perhaps this is the start of something beautiful...
(THIS IS A REWRITE OF "There's a Neighbor On My Lawn (and He Wants to Eat Me)" TO BETTER MATCH LATER ENTRIES OF THE SERIES!!)
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- Part 1 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Defeat the Nefarious Plants (and get to know your coworkers better) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
25 Jun 2026
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It's a lovely night in Neighborville for the zombies of Regiment B, especially for those of Company 12 where even with the quirks of their members they get their jobs done and enjoy some delicious (almost) Brainz at the end of the day. But when a strange, horrific turn of events flips their evening upside down and reveals a truly terrifying Plant plot to subvert all the zombies of Neighborville and even beyond, they'll need to band together to stop this menace before dawn breaks on a twisted mockery of zombiekind's future.
Well, it's a good thing their Foot Soldier Trainer is already good at handling this sort of thing, huh?
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- Part 9 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Be an Assistant to Your Evil Zombie Overlord (But Even Then a Loyal Zombie Shall Follow) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
16 Mar 2026
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Evil geniuses need their mindless lackeys to complete their image, and who else but a hapless browncoat like Tugboat? But being this close to the leader of the zombie apocalypse himself leads to some... interesting conversations, from where no one but the most loyal may see.
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- Part 8 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Day of the Dead (1985), Plants vs Zombies
23 Sep 2026
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What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.
Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.
Updates when I get the time for it - but it will continue until it's done!
- Words:
- 183,118
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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Legacy/Old Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie Works by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Plants vs Zombies
15 Dec 2021
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An archive of the oldest versions of YFNZ works, relocated here to make room for the new entries and to retain them for records purposes.
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- 14,566
- Works:
- 2
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It's a Creepy World by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Marble Hornets, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, r/nosleep - Fandom, SCP Foundation, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.exe (Fandom), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), The Trollge Files, Trollge - Fandom
27 Dec 2024
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When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.
Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).
At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.
- Words:
- 189,844
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 29
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The Supernatural Association by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Buddy Simulator 1984 (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Eyes The Horror Game, Fazbear Frights - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Wii Deleted You, Wii Deleted You (Animatic), Wii Deleted You (Web Series)
19 Jul 2024
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There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.
In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.
It is either that or annihilation.
- Words:
- 294,173
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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Someone's Coming by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, Creepypasta - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Siren Head - Trevor Henderson
10 Apr 2022
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Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.
- Words:
- 8,915
- Works:
- 2
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Reborn As Papa Silva - Volume 1 by Hmak27230
Fandoms: Black Clover - Tabata Yuki (Anime & Manga)
22 Mar 2025
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I’ve had my fair share of weird wake-ups, but opening my eyes in Black Clover as some no-name extra? That’s a new one, and let me tell you—it’s not exactly the dream reincarnation scenario. Turns out, I’m Sebastian Silva, a guy so insignificant he’s barely a footnote in the series. Oh, and did I mention I’m the father of Noelle Silva and the husband of Acier Silva, the most badass woman in the Clover Kingdom? Yeah, talk about pressure.
The kids hate me, my wife barely acknowledges me, and my role in the family is pretty much non-existent. But now that I’ve got my past life’s memories and a second chance, I’m not about to let things slide. With Acier on her deathbed, family dysfunction through the roof, and powerful players lurking in the shadows, I’ve got a lot on my plate.
Saving my wife? Reconnecting with my children? Staying under the radar of the Wizard King and some seriously dangerous enemies? It’s not the easiest transmigration, but hey—we’ll live with it.
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- Part 1 of Papa Silva
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 680,334
- Chapters:
- 110/110
- Comments:
- 488
- Kudos:
- 830
- Bookmarks:
- 129
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- 44,035
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
26 Sep 2026
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In every other universe, James Potter falls for Lily Evans.
In every other universe, Severus Snape befriends Lily Evans.
And in every other universe, it goes wrong.
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In which a poor, unsuspecting soul wakes up as the girl who haunts the narrative and wants absolutely nothing to do with The Plot, thank you very much.
(In hindsight, she really should've known trying to prevent certain death might maybe affect the plot. Just a little.)
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- Part 1 of A Lily By Any Other Name
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
25 Sep 2026
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What started off as a series of headcanons for Pixar's 'Luca' became a full-fledged adventure story exploring who Alberto's parents were and why his father raised him the way he did. All parents want their children to be better than they are, but maybe nobody has more reason to than Giancarlo Scorfano.
- Words:
- 187,054
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 29
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
25 Sep 2026
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The Whole of Us (is greater than the sum of our broken pieces) by Nicnac
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
24 Sep 2018
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Stanford Pines was going to make his legacy by becoming the man who changed the world. Children weren't really part of the plan.
At least, they weren't supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Science Dad AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,688
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,680
- Kudos:
- 3,423
- Bookmarks:
- 873
- Hits:
- 91,131
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
23 Sep 2026
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Time keeps us tethered to the world, but it also brings about change. Seasons, as enough time passes, change. People, as enough time passes, change. But a way to defy change has now appeared for her, through this person.
Someone who has never changed.
This story was written by the Whatevzz, art and writing lead of Reflourished. The plot of the Harvest 2026 LTE is an abridged version of this story, which was written before it.
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
21 Sep 2026