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git good by Unknownlight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Aug 2024
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Reality shattered like broken glass. The firmament that separated the real world from the eldritch beyond had broken. Two timelines had collided in the center of the street—an incongruous synthesis of two different chains of events. A building collapsed, and it did not. An explosion devastated the surroundings, and it did not. Screaming faces and laughs of joy overlapped each other as if viewed through a kaleidoscopic prism.
The crowd looked on in horror and awe. Who was responsible for tearing apart the fabric of reality?
Izuku groaned. Great, another merge conflict, he thought. What a pain.
Midoriya Izuku’s quirk is Git, the distributed version control system designed to track changes in source code and resolve conflicts in nonlinear development workflows.
Yes, I’m dead fucking serious.
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the cute guy next door (might be a villain) by Alesyira
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2022
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Quirkless, young adult Midoriya Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his purple haired, tired-looking neighbor. They keep running into each other and the guy is actually pretty nice under that deadpan facade, has a sense of humor, doesn't seem to judge anyone for their quirk status, and is constantly spoiling any cat in the building that finds him. (He's also a shameless flirt.)
But Izuku has concerns. About the strange bruises and bloodied knuckles. About the weapons he's seen when stopping by for a cup of sugar. About the shady-looking figures he's accidentally spotted his neighbor meeting with. About the fact that right after the news reported a big crime bust, his neighbor came home beat all to hell and looking haunted.
Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his neighbor, who he's pretty sure is secretly a villain. And he has no idea what to do with that.
(or: Adult!ShinZuku AU where Shinsou is an underground, undercover pro hero trying to find a lead on a case that may or may not involve the socially awkward guy living next door. Misunderstandings abound.)
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- Part 3 of the cute guy next door
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9/10ths by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2026
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“Y-Yeah,” the slightly stuttered answer is beyond charming. Shōta’s already imagining a thousand and one ways he can hear that stutter again in more private settings. “Y-You’re my favorite hero.”
See, that dark voice whispers delightedly in Shōta’s ear again, he’s already yours.
“Hmm,” Shōta hums, all of Nedzu’s training scurrying to the forefront of his mind. Careful, careful, his old sensei’s voice hums in his ear, you don’t want to startle your prey. “Not many people know Underground Heroes, especially not me.”
“I-I,” that stutter is back in full force along with a fresh wave of red across those cheeks, “I’m a-an analyst so I-I read a lot of your case files.”
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14 Aug 2026
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gotta love two deeply fucked up people being fucked up together
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Afternoon Delight by Zephyroh
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Hololive, Holopro
08 Feb 2021
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Ina was fascinated to say the least.
Settled under a kotatsu, a mug of steaming tea on her left and her graphic tablet on her right, she was the picture perfect of comfort. However, her current doodles were being totally ignored as her eyes were fixated upon the duo interacting in front of her that had captured her total attention. Kiara and Calli’s antics were no stranger to her by any means, but witnessing it in the context of a casual afternoon between friends made it take on a whole other dimension. Intimate. Almost too intimate.
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A petty, self-obsessed kid who is suspiciously similar to Jaune Arc finds out that he is Jaune Arc. Armed only with having watched two-three~ seasons of RWBY, a history of substance abuse, and about two years experience with Information Technology in the United States Army, he and team B.A.S.S. (Blake, Arc, Schnee, & Shadow Person or something—I don’t know, I never learned their name) must survive as the world’s least competent B-team. But don’t worry, he’s done this once before, and it’s only ended in tragedy once!
If you’re looking for insane crack, you’re half there. But if you’re looking for a sort of dialogue-heavy character study of your favorite waifus under the influence of someone charitably best described as “a loose collection of character flaws,” you’re in the right place. The following is serious crack with heart dealing with drug addiction, socioeconomics, past failures, and making amends to people you've hurt, as well as a deconstruction of the SI genre. Enjoy a cast of broken, neurotic weirdos up to their eyes in trauma and psychoses trying their best to be Huntsmen!