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Hate Me Enough for the Two of Us by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2026
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Since the third year of their Hogwarts days, Hermione Granger found solace from her Ronald Weasley woes from the most unexpected source.
(Or: How Draco Malfoy hate-fucked his way into feelings for Hermione Granger and how she exploited the fuck out of his feelings in return.)
Volume I of The F2F Multiverse: Fuck 2 Forget — Canon EraSeries
- Part 1 of The F2F Multiverse
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The Adventures of Romione & Their Twinky Little Boyfriend by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2026
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Dronmione Drabbles
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Rude Boy by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared) for noxlumos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2026
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Ronald Weasley was the rudest boy Hermione had ever met in her entire life.
A claw!Hermione and puff!Ron rivals-to-lovers story that starts in Hogwarts and ends with Hermione taunting Ron's manhood and delightfully paying for it.
Based on the song "Rude Boy" by Rihanna because I just think it's hilarious.
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lips slightly parted by unhingedromione (sideways_infinity_squared)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2026
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A collection of probably mostly unrelated horny Romione drabbles and flash fics because I have no chill about them. Title is a reference to the brief moment in canon when Hermione was stuck in her fight-or-fuck response when Ron came back in DH.
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After Hours by sideways_infinity_squared for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2026
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Harry comes to Ron and Draco's pub to drown his sorrows after seeing his ex-wife with another man. Once all the other clientele have left, they find a way to cheer him up.
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A Romione/Dramione love triangle story that starts in canon. The road is tortured, but HEAs for all. Based on the song "F2F" by SZA.
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During the terror of Voldemort's control over Hogwarts, an unlikely bond sparks.
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A series about the couples and triads inspired by Sophie's beautifully filthy Dramione sixome.
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Can't Carry All Your Terror by sideways_infinity_squared
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2025
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Draco, Hermione, and Ron are united by their propensity for messy fucking.
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Ronsy degeneracy inspired by the song "Candy Gum" by Emotional Oranges
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Year 604 After the Great War. Cassian, jaded and alone, is sent to investigate a small Illyrian settlement in the Steppes. Children have gone missing and there are whispers of monsters of old once again walking the lands.
Year 503 After the Great War. During the intervention, Nesta is faced with an ultimatum. Her choice sends ripples that echo far into the future.
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You owe me as much by mayanahi for emeraldsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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Ron Weasley finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him, so it is only fair that he gets a taste of her lover as well.
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“Going to hit me, Granger?”
She huffed and pulled away, straightening up and brushing her shaking hand down the front of her white robes.
“Wouldn’t be the first time.”
Granger ignored him and walked back to her desk, a resolute expression on her face.
“What if I say please?”
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DRACO MALFOY IS DIRECTIONLESS, unless crashing and burning qualifies as moving in a direction. He’s perfectly content to piss away his time in pubs and dark alleys until his debauchery becomes too public. Wizengamot-mandated therapy is the last stop before Azkaban. If imbibing is off the table, terrorising his Healer might be the next best thing.
HERMIONE GRANGER IS NO LONGER AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, and truth be told, it rankles. Proving the validity of her experimental research will finally allow her to move forward. And she’ll be damned if she lets a certain blond-haired ponce hold her back from the success of this study.
This is a story of redemption and forgiveness, with a good deal of pining, prose, and wanking along the way.
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- Part 1 of Sanguine
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Bookmarked by sideways_infinity_squared
14 Jan 2026
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My most profound sub Draco awakening
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For her birthday, Hermione Granger-Malfoy is gifted a mouth between her thighs, and two
cockscompeting to wreck her - one belonging to her immaculate husband, the other to her tattooed ex.What starts as a harmless game quickly turns into a decadent tug-of-war: old rivalries rekindled, pleasure weaponized, and one witch caught gloriously in the middle.
She said she’d set the pace.
They said they’d behave.
Everyone lied.Now there’s only one question left…
Whosecockdeserves the crown?(Spoiler: she’s still counting votes.)
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Ron and Draco have an unspoken rule: no talk of Ron’s ex, now Draco’s fiancée. But one night, Draco takes a joke about Ron being lousy in bed a little too far, and quickly regrets bringing it up when Ron proves him wrong.
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When Ron cucks Draco.