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Buck weakly waves his arm. The clutched shirt flaps like a black flag in the non-existent, feeble wind.
“You’re not wearing a shirt.” He sounds almost desperate.
“Neither are you,” Eddie points out.
Beyond reasonable, really, he thinks, though reason doesn’t seem to be standing in this kitchen with them. Reason has run off on an all expenses paid vacation package somewhere far, far away. A land where people keep their clothes on, probably.
Eddie dreams of such a place.
Or: Eddie winds up in a one-man wet T-shirt contest. Buck... spectates.
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- Part 3 of twoslicetwitter prompts
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09 Aug 2026
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"You're lying. Something happened," Eddie accuses, and because he's a total smug dick, his delight becomes more palpable with every word. So damn enthusiastic to put Buck through his twisted humiliation ritual. His own best friend. "I'm right. You're blushing," he beams, canines on display, ripe and ready to tear through Buck's jugular.
"I'm not blushing."
"No, for sure," Eddie drones. He simmers down and stares at Buck for a few seconds, happy as a clam and twice as infuriating; then adds, "You know, the church taught me that lying is a sin."
So is lust, Buck thinks to himself. Out loud though, he just grits his teeth and says, "I'm agnostic."
Or: "You couldn't jerk that information out of me."
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- Part 1 of twoslicetwitter prompts
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14 Jul 2026
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Just then, the dvd finished reading, and the screen clicked on as it began playing.
And it was definitely not the opening scene for Bruce Almighty.
It was Eddie's bedroom, actually.
And Buck was there.
"—bootlegs...?" Eddie trailed off, his eyes glued to the screen. "I don't think this is—"
"Eddie, please tell me you didn't get this out of the lockbox." Buck said in a hurry, turning to face Eddie on the couch.
Okay. So Eddie may have messed up. But in his defense, it was labeled as movies. Sitting among nothing but other, normal movies. How was he supposed to know it wasn't just a movie??
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Eddie accidentally stumbles across Buck's sex tape collection, and discovers a few interesting things about his best friend.
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01 Jul 2026
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“Don’t be mad,” Eddie starts.
“Why would I be mad?” is Buck‘s immediate response. “I just want to make sure you know you’re loved. You’re incredibly loveable.”
Eddie gives him a look.
“That’s not exactly the kind of love I was referring to,” Eddie says slowly.
Buck looks confused.
“What do you—”
“Think more,” Eddie suggests. “Bigger.”
“I love you… a lot?” Buck says hesitantly. “Is that what you—”
“Jesus Christ," Eddie swears, burying his face in his hands for a moment before looking back at Buck. “Think gay.”
Think gay?
Wow.
Maybe he’s more tired than he thought.
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04 May 2026
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“You’re cheating,” Buck accuses.
“I’m winning,” Eddie pants, looking far too smug.
“I’m—” Buck tries to tug his arms free from Eddie’s hold to no avail. How is Eddie so damn strong? “I’m letting you.”
“You’re letting me pin you down? Do you like getting your ass handed to you, Buck?”
Heat floods Buck’s gut. He does like getting his ass handed to him. Or—no, well… he likes being pinned, or thrown against walls, or–or floors. But that’s different. That’s a sex thing. This is definitely not a sex thing. This is a bro thing. They’re bro-wrestling. Bro-housing. This is the most platonic thing Buck’s done in his entire life. He doesn’t know why he’s sweating.
Channelling his inner carpet python, he gives a determined wriggle, but Eddie’s hands tighten around his wrists. The feeling sends a shock through Buck’s spinal column.
Oh no.
Eddie, breathless and beautiful above him, repeats, “Say uncle.”
Breath stuttering out of him, Buck freezes.
Use your head, Buck thinks. His dick twitches. Then, panicked, the big one.
Or: Buck and Eddie wrestle over the remote. They forget the remote.
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- Part 16 of ejo + 911
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