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Healy needs a new wardrobe, and March needs to see Healy struggle to try on pants that don't fit. the solution? MALL TRIP!
(can be read without reading the first part in the series, but it will certainly make things more clear)
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- Part 3 of Polar Bear Healy
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02 Oct 2026
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Solace - comfort in grief
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After almost dying Holland March is forced to quit smoking and drinking - his two favourite vices. It's a battle and an even longer war, but he has Healy and Holly on his side and somehow they're gonna help him get out of the grave he'd dug himself in. Even though happy times will eventually come, this one is very heavy, so check out the tags and keep yourself sane and safe. I hope you enjoy!
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- Part 2 of The HMart Collection
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29 Sep 2026
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Holland March isn't in denial. He knows he likes men, okay? And he's fine with it, really, he is. Even if he doesn't exactly act on it that often.
But being attracted to Jackson fucking Healy? His business partner, housemate, and—let's face it—best friend, who's nearly two decades older than him? The ex-bruiser who was already kind of fat before he went and broke his leg and gained like thirty more pounds on top of it?
And what does it say about March that he wants Healy even more now?
Yeah, he thinks it's understandable to have a bit of a crisis about that.
(In other words: Holland "I didn't know I was into that" March learns several things about himself when he accepts that he wants to fuck that old man.)
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- Part 1 of they're not that nice
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27 Sep 2026
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Through a truly unfortunate series of events, Holland March and Jackson Healy end up unexpectedly stuck at a roadside motel in the middle of nowhere. On March’s birthday, no less. Which he is about to make everyone’s problem, unless they can find a more pleasant way to pass the time.
Lucky for them, the Italian place next door happens to be having a deal, and this gives March an idea. An awful idea. It gives March a wonderful, awful idea.
(In other words: Healy stuffs his face with pizza and March gets unbearably horny about it. And then they top it off with some cake, because it is his birthday, after all.)
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27 Sep 2026
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Healy wakes up from a routine appendectomy to an empty chair. March was stuck on a gridlocked freeway doing everything he could to get there, and now he'll do anything to make it right, even if Healy won't look at him.
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26 Sep 2026
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"God, he was worse with food than he ever was with liquor, possibly worse than March is with liquor. Unfortunately, nobody was snatching donuts out of Healy's hand the way he grabbed drinks away from March."
Jackson Healy eats his damn feelings, and March likes the results a lot more than Healy might think
Fic and chapter titles from that SZA snl sketch
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- Part 1 of Polar Bear Healy
Bookmarked by splinkybob
26 Sep 2026
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Borrowed Grace by lets_support_frogs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
06 Oct 2026
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Grace is pulled into a strange, dead universe while returning home from Tau Ceti and needs to find a way back home not just for himself but everyone else. Only one person can possibly help him and is not a person the C.O.I is all that willing to let out again.
In which Simon was rescued from the blood ocean while mutated and has been put back in C.O.I custody and experimented on and Grace is pulled into the Iron Lung universe on his trip back to Earth
Note: In this AU there was no taumoeba leak, Rocky made it home just fine (or, well, he's still traveling but he will get there and reunite with Adrian and be a happy little Rock who saved his world)
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20 Sep 2026
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Untitled PHM and BloodyMary Feedism Collection by Sugar_Softies
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Oct 2026
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A collection of fics and ficlets centered around weight gaining and feeding, if you don't want to read about that then what are you even doing here?
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01 Sep 2026
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Kintsugi - Seeing Past Your Cracks by Jupiter_moons
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (Video Game), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
07 Oct 2026
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The Eridian's rescue another human, he's pretty banged up, luckily, Ryland Grace is here to put him back together again.
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16.3 light-years from earth and Ryland Grace gets the chance indulge in every monster-fuckers wet dream...
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31 Aug 2026
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You Make Me Feel Like I'm Worth Something by thetimeofmylife4532
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Aug 2026
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The Eridians find a bloody submarine near their planet, and Grace is surprised by how the terrified man who came along with it captures his attention. Now, he needs to get Simon to trust him enough to open up about his past, the injuries they found him with, and the reason he refuses to sleep.
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Blending of movie genres ~ Simon experiences PHM-level hope for the first time in his life, and Grace gets thrown headfirst into horrors beyond his comprehension.
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26 Aug 2026
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He waited until Ryland's breath had evened out, quietly relishing the last few moments of contact he felt. Simon gingerly removed the hands from the back of his neck before climbing out of bed. He rummaged through the bags he had brought until he found a worn, thick manilla folder at the back. He scribbled a note on the front for Grace to find when he woke up, leaving a sticky note with ride share information in case he wanted to leave. Simon thought it was best if he left before Ryland realized who he was truly sharing a bed with. Simon couldn't bear the thought of Grace looking at him in fear.
He took one last look at his partner, desperately hoping it wasn't for the last time. The door clicked with a finality behind him, and he left with only the clothes on his back, his keys, and wallet. He had left the room key behind, just in case Ryland felt unsafe with him having access. He set out for Eden, the mid-morning sun blinding him through the windshield.
'Call me when you finish reading. -Si'
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- Part 2 of Building a Home
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19 Aug 2026
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07 Aug 2026
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Don't take that sinner from me by kabanos_ek
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
27 Jul 2026
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Grace could easily say that his current life was about as peaceful as it could get.That's why Grace choked and almost suffocated on his tea, when Rocky came barreling in through the front door, the xenonite shell that kept him protected from the atmosphere clicking against the floor, as the alien filled the room with frantic chitter and song, stomping in place.
“Human! Human on Erid!”Grace raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”
“New human! Very injured, Eridians need help to save!”
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The Eridians find a strange man on a moon close to Erid. As Grace tries to nurse him back to health, the man refuses to say a word.
(basically nonverbal Simon)
Following events from random days, as they get to know each other and learn how to communicate without pressure and anxiety.Title from Devil's Backbone by The Civil Wars
Bookmarked by splinkybob
25 Jul 2026
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SimonSays your Science Teacher is Hot by Therewasanamehere for Robyn_the_Gay2004
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
07 Oct 2026
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Far away, in a universe where nothing bad happens...
Simon is a popular streamer. His boyfriend is a teacher who really wants to be anonymous.
How can things go wrong?
Inspired heavily by @idgabuck on Tumblr's Streamer/teacher bloodymary AU
Visit him here:
https://www.tumblr.com/idgabuck
I DO NOT CONSENT FOR THIS TO BE FED TO AI
FUCK YOU
I HATE AI GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
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- 33/?
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25 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace loves his job as a middle school science teacher. His days are spent grading, running questionable experiments, and refereeing hormone-addled teens while they argue.
One of his new students has a mysterious guardian- Simon. He’s gruff with a heart of gold, healing from trauma and doing his best to keep his niece safe and happy.
Simon and Ryland unknowingly enter into a pining match fit for a romance novel. This is that romance novel.
(Tags and warnings updated with new chapters.)
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- Part 1 of Building a Home
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18 Jul 2026
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Simon pulled away and pressed his forehead into Ryland’s, fluttering his eyes open.
The blond opened his eyes slowly, gazing up at Simon like he was worth something. “Love you,” he mumbled quietly.
The brunet huffed fondly. “Love you too.” He pressed a quick kiss into his lover's lips. “Love you so much.”
Their lips joined again, slotting together perfectly. Like everything in the universe bent to bring them together. Simon supposed it had. He tilted his head forward, deepening the kiss.
Ryland moaned slightly. Oh, is that where this is going? The brunet grinned against his lover's lips.OR
Simon and Ryland are having a lazy afternoon together in the biodome. Things escalate
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17 Jul 2026
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Sons of Laika, children of the stars by Flockofcrows100
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (Video Game)
24 Sep 2026
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Simon was not supposed to live.
Neither was Ryland Grace.
The eye of God decides to grant them mercy, just this once.
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11 Jul 2026
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Rotten Work by nopaintjustpain for xAshbringer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Aug 2026
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To say that Ryland Grace and Simon of Eden get off on the wrong foot would be the understatement of the century.
Being rescued didn’t miraculously solve all of Simon’s problems. He has a lot to adjust to. Being a fresh amputee, the stars not being dead, aliens being real, living on an alien planet, having a human neighbor who doesn't want to kill him, trusting in this so-called “reality” that’s too good to be true… yeah, no, making friends isn’t a priority. Exiting survival mode is easier said than done. He barely even knows who he is when he’s not fighting tooth and nail.
Grace is doing his best not to get attached to the handsome stranger he helped save. Simon may choose to leave Erid once he’s healed. He’s not so desperate for human company that he’d pursue someone who attacked him in their first-ever interaction. He has a good life here on Erid; he totally doesn’t dream of holding another human being’s hand, or being looked at fondly by someone with eyes, or seeing another person’s smile. He has Rocky and Adrian, who are more than enough family for him.
But who does Simon have, if not Grace?
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10 Jul 2026
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As The Convict shifted in the medical bed, he noticed a warm, heavy weight just below his knee. It was pinning him to the mattress.
He looked down.
There was a man. Leaning on him.
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Simon wakes up on planet Erid and is immediately infatuated (albeit confused) by the generosity and unbridled hospitality and warmth from Grace (and of course, Rocky). As Simon heals from his wounds (physical and otherwise), the two realise they have a lot more in common than they originally thought.
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Adrian and Rocky ship them so hard.
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10 Jul 2026
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As Simon mutates further, so too does his appetite. He seems insatiable most days, putting away 4 times that of Grace easily, and still having room for dessert.
So when Grace one day idly wonders about what exactly his capacity is, Simon takes this as a challenge. A challenge he *will not* back down from. So here Grace is, sitting across the table, notebook and stopwatch at the ready, as Simon psyches himself up to eat a rather daunting pile of me-burgers. For science. Obviously.Bookmarked by splinkybob
04 Jul 2026