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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Draco reached into his tall grey coat and drew out a crisp folder. A privacy spell shimmered off the parchment as he flipped it open.

    Confidential
    Client: Harry J. Potter
    Category: Purple
    Urgency: Very High
    Notes: Living being (self). Abnormal increase in libido. Complexity low. Estimated resolution - one hour.

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    Draco fails to keep things professional.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    The short and smutty tale of how Draco Malloy wanked his way to true love.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Everyone keeps telling Harry he needs to relax. So here he is, in Wizarding London's poshest spa, for his first ever massage. He has no idea what to expect, but he's under strict orders to do what he's told and enjoy himself.

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    Draco has a semi from the moment he first sees Potter, face down on the bed, pert round arse forming the perfect hill to die on. Or in. He defies anyone with all six foot of greased up, absurdly sculpted, practically-naked Potter under their hands to do anything different.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Harry is full of confidence as he enters the French Ministry on a sunny June morning. He's prepared for this meeting. Overprepared, in fact. Ready for any question they can throw at him. Primed for success.

    But as it turns out, there’s one thing Harry couldn’t prepare for: his interpreter. The person assigned to whisper in his ear all week; the distractingly sexy bastard with a smirking mouth and clever tongue.

    Apparently, Harry's mission this week isn't just to bring the Quidditch World Cup home to England; it's to do it without falling in love with Draco bloody Malfoy.

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    Harry falls in love in Paris.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Sometimes, Harry can't help but wonder why such strange shit always happens to him.

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    18 Dec 2025