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    His alternate version choked on a whine, eyes bulging wider if possible before tapping at his chest once more. “I-I-I’m M –.” The other man swallowed loudly before trying again. “I’m – I’m M-Morty.”

    Rick stared “S-sure pal, and I’m a fucking Jerry.”

    The Rick shook his head, moving out of his way and pointing to the mirror with a shaking hand. Rick glanced at his reflection and stopped short. In his place stood his grandson in a pair of boxers, eyes wild as he pointed a pistol. Rick stared at himself then over to the other Rick then back to himself before it finally clicked, and he sighed. “Ooohh shit.”

    When Rick and Morty find themselves in each other's shoes, literally. They work together to find a solution, making some meaningful discoveries along the way while possibly ruining each other's lives.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Let me go back to sleep, Stanley thinks to himself. I’m through with this reality. Let it be over.

    Let me go back into the dream, let me continue pushing the buttons, please, it’s all I want.

    I want my office, and my Narrator, and my bucket. All I want is my life exactly the way it’s always been.

    My life isn’t, shouldn’t be, normal. I’m not normal. Everything is going to hell.

    I am not okay.

     

    (Or: Stanley wakes up from a strange dream... and finds himself in a waking nightmare instead.)

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    24 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    AU in which Hiccup is brought to Viggo at the end of Midnight Scrum. Viggo is concerned by Hiccup’s injuries.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Sam Winchester's life has been touched by many things - love, loss, fear, hope, pain, and always, in the background, witchcraft. Written for the 2018 Summergen challenge, for the amazing Quickreaver.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Editing currently in progress. Expanding first few chapters.

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    When years of pining get them nowhere, Sam and Castiel hatch a desperate plan: pretend to date and see if it rattles the oblivious idiots they’re actually in love with.

    To their surprise, the scheme works a little too well. Dean pouts, Cas gets smug, and Gabriel? Gabriel spirals.

    Now the Archangel is skulking around, and growing weirdly territorial. Sam’s not sure what’s more dangerous: facing Hell’s worst or navigating Gabriel’s overpowered affection.

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    This is a Bunker alternate timeline with Gabriel having moved in with the Winchesters post killing Loki. In this AU, Amara never gave back Mary. Chuck is chill with Amara. There is no apocalypse world. Rowena and Gabriel never got together. Jack was never born. Most other things I might keep but don't expect canon to be followed entirely.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    what do i even say. the writing is exquisite. gabriel's relationship with sam in the beginning is great, i love him realizing he loves sam winchester and exhibiting a trauma response about it. so real gabriel. his possessiveness is so good too, the way it presents as a flaw here is really nice. they have a flawed relationship that fits their canon characters so well. also, the smut at the end? EXCELLENT. well written, in character, and the forcefem ajskdkfkdkslskccdcddf just kill me.