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The Bat Colony(What If It Was Real?) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
28 May 2025
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When Batman actually laughs at something Nightwing says, the Justice League knows something's up. Hal's investigation reveals the impossible truth: Batman and his growing family aren't human vigilantes—they're bat demons, one of Earth's most ancient and now endangered species. As Bruce undergoes a difficult emergence process, the League gets their first invitation to the hidden Colony beneath Gotham, where they'll meet the intimidating Patriarch Thomas Wayne and discover just how little they knew about their dark teammate. Some secrets were meant to be shared, even if they come with wings and glowing eyes.
Directly inspired by the two stories attached to this fic! I cannot recommend them enough.
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a fake cryptid and a real romantic by suzukiblu
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
19 Nov 2024
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Look, the Batman may be an eldritch inhuman cryptid, but he still needs an emotional support sidekick, and Tim Drake still doesn't have any consistent adult supervision in his life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Funding The Batman or Fucking The Batman by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2023
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Bruce Wayne’s leg is healing up after a new underground human trafficking case unravels beneath him. Recovering, Bruce seeks his sons’ help to dress the part of the Bat when he needs them to since he can’t. Now if only Green Lantern would stop insisting Batman was fucking Bruce Wayne we could get somewhere with this case…
[⚠️warning is for discussion of human trafficking, there’s no actual human trafficking. I need that to be clear] (Reads like a really loose five plus one.)
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25 Sep 2025
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Back when Tim's parents still cared about him. Back when his Dad actually paid attention to him.
When they would still celebrate his birthday.
Tim would always receive Dad Bucks™
He was told he could buy anything he ever wanted using that money.
However, since Jack and Janet Drake were always out of the country, he was never able to cash in anything from his dad.
But Bruce Wayne, who lives next door, is a dad...
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Purposefully Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Sep 2025
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When you give your kids the opportunity...
They aren't going to ask for permission.
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The continuation where the bat kids play up the idea that Batman and his family are Gotham cryptids. Spending their free time messing with the League in any way they could come up with. And making Bruce's life a living hell.
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