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Alastor has always questioned the laws of the Pointed Cap witches. Lucifer is a victim of them. When Charlie begs to become an apprentice in Alastor’s atelier and their paths continue to cross, both question the truth behind each other’s identity, the moral’s they were taught, and whether love overcomes loyalty.
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A RadioApple Witch Hat Atelier AU.
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- Part 1 of Marble Heart: A Witch Hat Atelier AU
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In all honesty, Alastor had no clue what compelled him to leave yet another gift? offering? sacrifice? at Lucifer’s door. The previous ones he had left were not there when he later checked, so at least the short fool was accepting the silent olive branch of sorts. At least, that’s what Alastor chalked it up to, since the Princess wanted them to at least be on non-property-damaging terms.
This time, the not-gift-offering-branch is in the form of a dead duck. Lucifer liked ducks, for whatever reason, and perhaps this would suffice. He had accepted the deer Alastor had presented a couple days ago, too — a high quality sample he had specially ordered in addition to his own breakfast.
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It happens faster than he expects, and he only barely gets his arm up by his neck as a black tentacle wraps around it tightly. Not too tight, as if to choke, but the hold is firm.
“How dare—” He hisses the words out before another shadowy tendril slaps over his mouth, an offended shriek erupting from him at the interruption. More slowly wrap around his limbs, lifting him up off the ground as his doppelganger stalks closer.
“I’ll keep it simple,” Al says, eyelids dropping low while he leans forward, their noses almost touching. “Allow me to pleasure you, and then I’ll be on my merry way.”
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Alastor returns to his room for bed only to face a universe-hopping version of himself — one that has a very different idea of entertainment.
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It only takes a quick flash, and Lucifer’s chat blows up.
Lucifer’s eyes widen as he meets Alastor’s, who cradles his wrist in his other hand like he just got burnt. They stare at each other, gaping as the chat scrolls by.
'It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s just your hand, no one can tell anything from that,' Lucifer tries to say with his eyes while his heart beats a mile a minute. Over ten years of streaming, two years spent dating Alastor, and just over one year living together, no one has ever shown themselves on Lucifer’s stream unless they were an invited guest. Much less Alastor, who did everything within his power to keep his identity a secret.
And yet, all it took was Alastor accidentally moving his arm into view to break every rule they set up for themselves.
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A content creator AU written for RadioApple Big Bang 2025!
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It’s a last resort, to go to Lucifer. Alastor, isolated and panicked, has nowhere else to run after he finally tires of Vox’s torment. The relationship had been fine, until it wasn’t, and he ends up fleeing to the one place he never thought he’d return to—his ex-boyfriend from ten years ago who said he never wanted to see Alastor again. Nevertheless, Alastor pushes through his fear of rejection, fueled by the small hope that he can see the man he used to consider his home.
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The last thing Lucifer expects to see on his doorstep late at night is his ex. However, the person he greets is but a skeleton of the man he loved (loves?), and Lucifer welcomes Alastor in despite the concern and questions swarming in his head. Their break up had been rough, and they haven’t spoken in years. Though they feel like strangers, the two must put their hearts together to heal old wounds, and patch up new ones.
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Alastor, a treasured member of the Knights Moralis in the Great Hall, always questioned the Pointed Cap Witches’ ways. In joining the Knights, he sought to understand and accept their laws, believing his role in upholding the Day of the Pact would help him resist his secret dabbling in Forbidden Magic. However, his position granted him freedom to roam with little question, only increasing his interest in Forbidden Magic and the infamous Brimmed Cap Witch, the Winged Witch.
Lucifer Morningstar, a witch exiled for becoming a Brimmed Cap, lives peacefully with his daughter Charlie away from witch society. Haunted by his past with Forbidden Magic, he hesitates to explain their hidden existence and the truth behind Charlie’s mother’s death. Yet as Charlie grows older, Lucifer can't help but accept her wish to visit the Great Hall. Little does he know that the irritatingly handsome Knight they run into and who Charlie begged to become the apprentice of has his own ambitions…
Unknowing of the other’s true identity, their relationship becomes entangled. Laws are questioned, secrets are unraveled, and Lucifer faces a truth he never wanted to admit.
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Unrelated oneshots for RadioApple Trick or Treat week 2024.
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In the waiting room; by fish_writes_words_and_stuffs
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Jun 2023
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“Chūya, dear, you punched him in the face.”
“Yeah but—”
“And choked him—”
“It wasn’t that bad.”
“Dr. Mori diagnosed them with a minor concussion on the spot.”
Face red hot with embarrassing shame, “They started it.”--
Or, two idiots meet in a waiting room.
OR, an unlikely frenemy-ship.CWs in the tags with a fun little disclaimer in the author's notes!
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- Part 1 of Waiting Room AU
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09 Jan 2023
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Before Wen Chao can throw him into Yiling Burial Mounds, Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian.
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23 Oct 2019
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“Yoongi, do you,” the hand covering his own moves to cup the back of his neck “or do you not,” the hand on his thigh ghosts over the fold in his pants where his thighs meet his hips, “want to do something a little more fun than spreadsheets?”
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30 Jul 2018
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If someone were to ask Min Yoongi how he got to where he was, he probably wouldn’t have a proper answer. He just knew that what he did paid the bills.
Because pornography, that paid the bills.
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30 Nov 2017
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Good Friends tell their Friends when they're getting Good Sex by emothy
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Oct 2017
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Yoongi likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend. Jimin likes to brag to his friends about his boyfriend.
Little do they know there's actually crossover in their friend groups.Series
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