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Eddie’s phone rings from the bedside table. He reaches for it.
“There’s a hot guy in my bed,” Buck breathes the second he answers. “And I - - am freaking out.”
Or, Eddie’s last heterosexual thread snaps in a motel room. Buck needs to phone a friend about it.
Bookmarked by yedas
30 Sep 2026
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“Did you,” Natalia says, “fuck my boyfriend?”
Eddie blinks at her, stomach dropping like a body from a ladder truck.
She’s stood on his front steps, dead calm when she asks him this the very second he opens the door. Eddie doesn’t know why he feels caught red-handed, doing something he only sometimes wonders about doing.
He hasn’t, though. Done—that. Done anything.
He tries to convey this with a genuinely baffled, “What?”
“Did you,” Natalia says again, casual like she’s commenting on the weather, “fuck my boyfriend?”
or, buck is buck: best friend, klutz, star of eddie’s every lovesick daydream. which is to say, things are the same, except maybe what eddie’s willing to ask for
Bookmarked by yedas
29 Sep 2026
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"But he dreams about Buck when he’s awake and now he dreams about Buck when he’s asleep and he doesn’t want this to be another thing that just lives inside him forever."
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Buck doesn’t think Eddie’ll mind waking up like this—a perk of having a physically affectionate straight best friend is that he’s mostly oblivious to a classic no homo situation. He breathes deep, weight on top of him grounding instead of suffocating, lets himself tentatively wrap an arm around Eddie to hold him steady as his chest rises with the depth of his inhale, and closes his eyes again.
Except Eddie snuffles and shifts and then jams his knee directly into Buck’s bladder.
or, they’re sleepy and a little drunk and buck’s one step behind
Bookmarked by yedas
29 Sep 2026
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Buck would rather stab himself in the neck with a fork, thrice, than let Maddie and Eddie say a single word to each other.
His concern is that they will become friends. Allies. Allies United Against Buck. Comrades Who Know Too Much About Buck. A terrifying, powerful joint force that simply cannot ever exist.
He will make sure of it.
Or, so that Maddie and Eddie do not ever mingle, Buck meddles.
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29 Sep 2026
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“Eddie! Eddie, hey, hi. Sorry. Theo, don’t touch that! Don’t touch that! Ah, frick. He’s - - he’s touching it.”
“Is everything okay?”
“No. No. I’m - - locked out. Theo is locked in. Well - - he locked himself in. Accidentally. I think. I’m pretty sure. Anyway, I need your key. I need your key really fast. Theo! Buddy. Please. Don’t eat that. That’s not for eating. Theo. Theo. Don’t - -” Buck lets out a loaded, patient breath. “Ideally as fast as you can.”
Or, Theo locks Buck out. Eddie comes to the rescue.

