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DarkEnchantedKuroobar added SugAAAH, Waka Waka, Oikawanker and Goshickey to the chat.
Oikawanker: ?..... Why the hell am I in a chat with Ushiwaka?
Waka Waka: We have each other's phone numbers, and you text me on a regular basis. Why are you so surprised?
Goshickey: Uhhh.. Who are all these people I don't know?
SugAAAH: Excuse me I'm the setter from Karasuno
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: So... WHO LIKES PANINIS?
Goshickey: I love paninis!
Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit
Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit.
Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan
SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty!
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Anyway! This is a chat for all the people that picked panini over bagel in the survey
Waka Waka: who is DarkEnchantedKuroobar?
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: I'm Kuroo Tetsurou and I play for Nekoma
Goshickey: I'm Goshiki Tsutomu!! I play for Shiratorizawa!!
Oikawanker: eh
Oikawanker: you're the kid that wants to be like Ushiwaka?
Waka Waka: He does?
SugAAAH: Awww that's cute!
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: you're calling a kid with "hickey" in their username cute
SugAAAH: hohoho most of the kids I call cute are taller and beefier than me, it's sorta a habit now.
Goshickey: Hickey?
Oikawanker: go google it bowl cut
Waka Waka: What is a Hickey?
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: it's when you love someone and you kiss their skin and succ
SugAAAH: and it leaves a reddish mark
Waka Waka: so it is what I accidentally make sometimes
Goshickey: oh god I really didn't need to know that
SugAAAH: oooooOOOO Ushiwaka you need to slow down there
SugAAAH: tell me more this could be useful
Oikawanker: no.
Waka Waka: understood
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: am I the only one that's making a little connection?
SugAAAH: no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Goshickey: OH MY GOD W H Y
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: poor kiddo. He found out a little too much about his senpai
Oikawanker: well I guess it's better than trying to hide it. Ushiwaka and I are dating
Goshickey: Oh. I didn't know..
Waka Waka: do not worry. I am sure that you will understand.
SugAAAH: Is this the start of something beautiful?
Oikawanker: No, that's what my mom said when I was born- and she was right. :)
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: first impressions can be deceiving. I mean, look at you now.
Oikawanker: EXCUSE ME? I AM VERY BEAUTIFUL
Waka Waka: You are. I know you like to know you are, too.
Goshickey: What facial products do you use? ╰(*´︶`*)╯
SugAAAH: Ushiwaka I bet
Oikawanker: STOP NOW SUGA
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: coughWacumtoshicough
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: but does that mean you're into body worship Oikawa?
Waka Waka: Taking your time to tell your partner how beautiful they are is very important, from what I have gathered
Goshickey: um
Goshickey: I really didn't want to hear that come out of my senpai's mouth
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Something else will be cumming out from Oikawa's
SugAAAH: HA TRUE.
Oikawanker: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CROWBAR
Waka Waka: Why would anything be coming out from Oikawa's mouth? Also, you have spelled "coming" wrong, Kuroo.
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Is now the time?
Goshickey: now is NOT the time.
Oikawanker: don't you guys dare try to misinform Ushiwaka
SugAAAH: aww, it's gonna be fun though! (*´꒳`*)
Oikawanker: shut up and go fuck a churro
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: I thought you wanted to fuck a panini Suga ;^^
Waka Waka: ?? That does not seem very sanitary.
Goshickey: how do I leave and unsee everything
DarkEnchantedKuroobar: you can't ;)
Goshickey: B Y E
SugAAAH: noooo cum back~ :)
Waka Waka: I must say, we are "the shit" if I borrow Oikawa's words.